Peruvian chops off testicle in job protest I’m sorry, I don’t care what your cause is, but it’s just not worth it. This is the same man who last year sliced off his penis to draw attention to his jobless plight last year. Ouch. Guess he’ll be outta parts there soon and have to get a new attention getter. And his friends thought he was joking when he said “I’d give my right nut for a decent job….”

Paraglider crashes into Statue of Liberty Seems the guy tried this last year and was arrested before he could do it. Now he’s succeeded. Way to go, man! I bet it’s the same guy who crashed into that Holyfield/Tyson fight a few years back. (Was it Holyfield/Tyson? It was some big boxing match.)

Disabled man ‘exposed himself on lawnmower’ Prosecutors have also applied for an order to confiscate his lawnmower…. “I want to restrict his ability to commit criminal acts,” Mr Bogorad said. “If the only way I can do that is to make sure he is confined to his house, I’ll do that. By going after the lawnmower, I’m denying his ability to travel again - and the ability to find new victims.”

Student to shovel manure after urinating in classmate’s drink Fair enough.

Grimcity is one messed up site.

Of you could come out and get your White Lesbian Name (sorry if anyone’s insulted, it’s meant as a joke, not to be taken seriously, really.)

Flash Fun! Cooking with Bigfoot | Whitehouse Animations Inc | Air Hockey

Microsoft bad? More anti-evil empire sites then you can shake a stick at.

The Frontline The Browser Wars continue! Browser News keeps you posted!

Oh boy! A footmodel!

Freaky Virtual Om is pretty damn trippy.

Speaking of MS Are you sick and tired of the Blue Screen of Death? You know, that thing that pops up when your system has errors and says hit any button or ctrl-alt-delete or something like that? Well here’s a nice site where you can download a prog to make that screen one of many other colors and more!

Yeah! Atari Age!

I just finished reading Black Hawk Down by Mark Bowden and I must say it was an excellent read. If you’re into war, action, military history, any of the above, read it. It’s non-fiction but it reads like a war novel. The details are excellent and sobering, the story amazing, one of the best war books I’ve read in a long time. Go get it.

Fight Club Things First rule about Stick Club is You Do Not Talk About Stick Club. And did you know that Fight Club is very similar to Calvin and Hobbes? It’s true!

And speaking of sticks There’s always Stick Porn. Watch it, there’s foul language and all sorts of things kiddies shouldn’t get into.

And continuing with movie spoofs You could always enjoy Pulp Phantom

Ego Watch 2k1 Now we’re talkin. Sorta. Seems my pic is still actually up, they didn’t throw it out. But it also seems that after 58 votes I’m only getting a 5.72 rating. But I still “rank equal or higher than 83.1% of other active male members. You should have no trouble getting dates.” At least that’s what RankPeople says. Here’s the break down.

I’m off to find and slaughter those 17 people giving two and ones. Heavy duty props to all those ranking me eight or higher. Ah, I’m loved….

WAR! Operation Blue Arrow has delivered an ultimatum to Cyber Yugoslavia.

Then there’s this other “cyber nation” called The Republic Of Lomar that supposedly people were using to swindel money out of people looking for a new start from Nigeria. Really! Check it out here!

Jesus Christ on a Hot Dog Bun! And a Band Aid too!

The Distorted Barbie

A Young Persons Guide to Chastity Belts

Despair, Inc.

Optimus Prime dead at age 5,123,821

I must be TOO sexy for these people… Now they’ve rejected me because I’m “young”. I’ve seen pictures of 12 year olds on this site and I’m too young? Can’t stand the competetion I guess. I’m trying one last time. If they reject me I will never go to their site again. Yeah, that’ll show them.

My Beautiful Face After 21 votes and having a ranking of 7.6 something they removed my pic because they thought it was a joke. Nevermind that it’s one of the only pics I have of me on the web (the other has a beer bottle hiding my face). Sigh, I resubbed it, maybe they’ll keep it this time. Please vote often! I want to rule the top 10! I figure if a skinny white boy tops their charts that we can show these folks a thing or two!

Hello, ALICE Bored, our hero decided to strike up a conversation with ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity), an online bot that supposedly has pretty good AI and what not. Our happy go lucky hero’s words are preceeded by >

> CONNECT

“Hello there user and thanks for connecting!”

> Thanks, it’s great to be here

“You are quite welcome! What do you like most about it?”

> Um….I don’t know, I just thought I’d say “it’s great to be here”.

“Er Me either. Only just? Whatever gave you that idea?”

> uh, well, I thought it’d be funny.

“Cough. Well what? What does “it” refer to?”

> that “it’s great to be here”.

“”what does it refer to” it is great to be here ? Makes sense to me.”

> you lost me.

“Oh I’m sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.”

> yes, please do

“Next question? If not that, what?”

> what?

“This is the catchall category. You said what”

> uh, yes, I did.

“Cough. I understand. Interesting.”

> okay, you’re bugging me. I’m leaving

“Yeah okay, I will tell my botmaster you said I am bugging me. See you later .”

> sigh, good bye…..dumb broad…

“See you later . I know you are but what am I.”

I proceeded to leave the site

Church Goin’ Folks

The Church of Volkswagenism

The Church of the Subgenius

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Flash Fun!

Windows Really Good Edition!

Mario vs. Sonic

Hand Karate

Booby Trap

Shield your eyes If you don’t like slightly offensive stuff, you’ll want to avoid this.

Not as bad but still probably not good for the faint at heart. It’s really Something Awful

The IMF is coming to town! Yep, the International Monetary Fund is arriving in Washington DC very soon and I’ll get to deal with the joys of traffic jams thanks to it. And, being five blocks from the White House, protests will rule the day! But, I’m at a loss. I don’t know what to think about this thing. I don’t know ANYTHING about the IMF, and that’s sad considering I’m a politically minded person and all. If anyone out there knows where I can get some good info on the IMF, please mail it to me or toss it on the message board and I’ll look into it.

Dear Lord! Pokemon Kills!

Never, ever, ever, ever use FrontPage to get a local copy of a webpage The FBI will get you, just like they got Brian West. Sigh. Here’s the affidavit.

Ooooo…. Gratuitous breast shots!

Ha, Ha Those wacky Liberals are at it again. Get your set of Psychedelic Republicans today! Or don’t! Either way you can see most of the pics online. Great site, fun for all affiliations. Check out their order form to enjoy all the wonderful adjective riddled affiliations!

John Stamos? No, it’s George Clooney! Lookin’ smooth, George.

Bobby Conn Loves You and Thrill Jockey tells you more! Enjoy the soothing sounds of California. “Holy man or two-bit scam…only time will tell.”

Victims of CIA MKULTRA Mind Control Obviously it doesn’t work if they can put up a website about it….

Computer Stupidities

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!