Dictionaraoke Audio clips from online dictionaries sing the hits of yesterday and today. The fun of karaoke meets the word power of the dictionary. (Erlend’s fault)
Disturbing Search Requests warning, WILL contain adult material.
I feel bad making fun of this…. Eh, no I don’t. The Truth for Youth (another one from Erlend. Hey, he should be running this site today.)
Be lazy Why do it yourself when you can have people protest in front of the White House for you! Yep, send them some money and White House Protests will make your cause heard!
STUFF!!!!! Hand Helden is full of retro stuff. Thanks to Erlend for the link.
School’s back in which means papers which means research which means you’ll need SparkNotes (though I’m personally against the use of Cliff Notes or SparkNotes when you should be reading the damn book, they do also have notes on novels and such if you want to cop out on yoru book report, you damn slackers).
Then there’s Peter’s Evil Overlord List. Fun for the whole family (and, again, a gift from Erlend).
The Catholic side of me doesn’t know what to think. I need to look at this site a bit more before I can have an opinion, I guess.
Yea! Advertising Parodys!
Linux Who knew it could be so much fun! More fun from Erlend.
I’m BACK! Holy poop on a stick was I suffering this weekend. Ugh, it still itches in places that shouldn’t itch. Or burn. Or really have to suffer in anyway. Ugh.
Anyways, in celebration of my return I give you a few new links! Yep, did you know NASA Faked the Moon Landing? Yep. Oh, and if you haven’t seen it yet, here you can read Kevin Smith’s proposed and rejected script for the newest Superman movie, Superman Lives! There there’s Exploding Dog. It’s not what you think, though that would be cool…
And, there’s always the Simply gratuitous use of naked female body to sell high-end electronic gizmo to gullible (mostly male) public. I have no idea what that means, but, hey, naked chicks! But, seriously, this is actually an interesting site that looks into the use of the female body to sell things completely unrelated. Advertising sucks.
ARUGH! Some monster rash is invading my body and I haven’t been on the computer all day. Nope, sleeping. Benadryl shots suck. So I’m on 4 different medicines cause one’s got to work and one is a steroid, so I’m off to lift weights and stuff while I can. While I’m out, check out this wonderful site and start Faking UFO’s
Just finished reading Name the Baby by Mark Cirino and I’m not sure if I liked it, really. It was interesting, though. I’ll get more indepth later, I have to go home. I’m starting to read Black Hawk Down again, though. I started to read it over a year ago and was really getting into it but had to give it back so I never finished it. Now I’ve bought the paperback and I’m all over it. Great book, but, like Name the Baby, I’ll go into more details later.
Off to catch a bus.
1969 bottles of beer on the wall… Now THAT’S a beer bottle collection.
HAIL SATAN! Wanna play a role playing game or surf the internet? GO TO HELL, YOU HEATHEN!!!! Or go here!
Another Blog From Jason Yep, folks, I’m pleased to give you Public Dump, a blog that will have more posters than just me. What is it? Well, go have a look and see for yourself….
AnorexicNation Ah, eating disorders for fun and profit.
This One’s for the Homies Drastic Meazures Malt Liquor Review
Spreading My Filth I’m branching out, folks, putting my insanity all over the place. Newest victim, tachophile.org’s people-blog. MWA HA HA HA HA!!!! Actually, I’m going to be good. I figure it’s a good way to get to know folks and an interesting way to discuss stuff. If it works out well I may start my own public blog.
Do the Dew It would take a mere 179.93181805 cans of Mountain Dew to kill me. How many would it take you?
Jesus Stuff When you care enough to send the very best.
And Speaking of the Good Lord… we have Jesus of the Week and the ever holy Temple of Black Jesus. Be saved.
Y2Khai, biatch! This is one Loc’d Out Asian. Check out his video!
And while we’re at it let’s torture Fluffy, too!
Bored? Listen to Polka 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Smoking can help your government! You all see this report about the Phillip Morris study for the Czech Republic that said that smokers’ early death may save their government money? What could be more patriotic than dying for you country in the comfort of your own home?
The Goonies: 16 Years Later Wow, Chunk got thin. And it seems this isn’t just some reunion, there’s an actual script they’re working with for Goonies 2. Oooooo……
Oooo…. it talks back! ALICE is a neat bot to play with.
Alright, that’s it! I’m am sick and tired of people selling sex to kids. It’s disgusting and horrible. UGH!
I come with this rant after going to a couple stores and seeing a girl who couldn’t have been eight wearing one of those washcloth shirts that only tie in the back and another girl who had to have been six who was wearing a leopard print SHORT halter top and short, tight hot pink shorts.
WHAT THE HELL?!??!?!!!!
I’ve always known there was a problem lurking and I’ve always bitched about it but it’s getting worse. The New York Times had an article a couple days back about how ALL of the back to school clothes are the Four Ho’s of Apocalypse wear (thanks for Ryan for the 4HoA, Britney, Christina, Mandy and Jessica….did I get them right?)
The Tommy Hilfinger Black Leather Mini-Skirt for age 6 months pissed me off.
When did it become popular for thirteen year olds to look twenty five and twenty five year olds to look thirteen? I mean, little girls are trying to look older and sexy while older ladies are trying to look young. I mean, hell, little girls are getting complexes. There was a big article a couple weeks ago about eight year olds who think they’re overweight. HOLY SHIT!!!! It’s natural, you’ll grow up and be hot when you’re 23, until then, BE A FREAKIN’ KID!!!!! Hell, most of these “overweight” girls were cheerleaders.
Eight year old cheerleaders? What the hell are they cheering on? What sports for eight year olds needs cheerleaders? What kinda moron parent allows their eight year old to cheerlead?
The same kinda who would let them diet I guess.
AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT BABY MINI SKIRT?!?!?!?!!! Black leather is a symbol of sex in American society. Skanks will wear them when attempting to lure a mate in many run down bars. Is it so mom and baby can match? The modern replacement for Sunday’s best.
If any parents who allow this are reading this, let me get this out in the open and so there is no question in your mind:
This is all your fault.
Don’t blame MTV, don’t blame music, don’t blame movies or the internet or the porn industry or twenty-two year olds with a political mind and stupid website, this is YOUR fault. This falls under why the kids are brats and shoot up schools.
Parents are out of touch with their kids. There is no discipline, there is no respect, there is no using the word “no” and meaning it, there is no evolvement, there is no parental unit. There are those people who might put the child on the bus in the morning and eventually come home. The same people who pay the bills and are kinda around on the weekends. The same people who will buy kid everything they want. The same people who play maid.
There are two ways of patenting. You can be mom and dad or you can be best friend. Now that’s not saying Mom and Dad can’t be friends, you can be there for your kids, that’s the point, but you can not be their best friend, by no means.
Where am I coming from? What right do I have to say this to people? Do I have kids? How could I possibly know what it’s like?
No kids of my own, not yet, but I come from a large family. I had three brothers and we were four of sixteen grandchildren on my mom’s side. My brothers and I watched our parents divorce when I was three, we watched as mom bust her ass to make sure we had what we needed and we watched as she spent every possible free moment to be there for us, find out what was happening, what we were up to, and instilling the fear of God into each and every fiber of our beings. If we did wrong, we were punished, and it was consistent and fair. I don’t know anyone else who has as great a mom as I have. She sacrificed her life for us and she did a damn good job. Now that we’re all grown up and out of the house, she’s starting to get out, she’s done the hard part of her job and she’s done it well.
That’s my experience. That’s where I get my opinions. Maybe I’m an idealist, having been blessed with a kick ass parent, but for Christ’s sake, she did the job of an army all on her own without Dad around, surely the two parent system can work it out.
I’m blaming parents for society’s woes, yes. You don’t like rap, don’t buy it for your kids and explain why. You don’t like R movies, don’t let them go see them and be damn sure to explain what’s wrong with them and what is fake and what is real.
All I’m asking is that folks start raising their kids to be people, not whores.
Whew! Done for now.
Jason Kenney is done with school and running a radio station but he is still the Executive Director of RedStormPAC. For more on Jason, click here.
Twit: @JonHenke That has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a very long time. Oh, the tragedy! #
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