Rusty is a homosexual The moving tale of a boy and his feelings.

More bin Laden His Desire to Destroy the U.S. or read the whole interview.

Future Retard Messed up comic kinda stuff.

This isn’t a tater gun it’s a tater cannon.

Are you smarter than Miss America I am! I got 7 out of 8 right while “Miss Washington DC got 4 right. Miss Tennessee, Miss Massachusetts, and Miss New York got 5 right each. Miss Oregon got 6 right and went on to become Miss America and she cried a whole bunch and wore a tiara and all the other Miss Whatevers hugged her and Tony Danza sang.” Well, he tried to.

You aren’t supposed to know this stuff.

Official Calls WTC ‘Phallic Symbol’ Berlin’s minister for culture Adrienne Goehler faced pressure to resign on Wednesday for calling the World Trade Center towers “phallic symbols” at a public meeting after they were destroyed on September 11. Now, was she saying she missed it in the same sentence…

SWEET! I have to make one of these.

So you want to do the Funky Chicken…

For a good time go here! WOO!!!!

Find your Perfect Match

If you’re gonna keep a handle on them bitches and ho’s you gotta look the part. BIATCH!

Taliban Twister Not necessarily accurate (the Taliban is the government, not the terrorist organization) but still hilarious.

All I want for Christmas is an Atlas E Missile Base. PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE!!!! Or you can get me one here. It could be a small one, I’m not picky. Or I could just visit one I guess, though that’s illegal…

Which drug’s for me… When you need help deciding.

Diaper Pail Friends Uh….whatever floats your boat, I guess… Falls under the “you can do your thing, just don’t do my ‘thing’” category.

And speaking of weird sex stuff there’s this strange new fad called Terror Sex

I’ll just Smite Thee

Umm…

Hungry?

When you care enough to send the very best

Hey, Kids! It’s the Stealth Force! Yeah, and you called it the “Chair” Force.

As if you haven’t had enough here are more images from the September 11th mess, only these are satellite before and after pics.

And Robert Fisk says Bush is Walking Into a Trap. Interesting read when you think about it.

Mix of stuff from my usual sources and Erlend.

Bin Laden’s Social Network This is an excellently done site and thurough as hell.

Greetings, America. My Name is Osama bin Laden Editor’s note: What follows is an article on Osama bin Laden that was published in the February 1999 issue of Esquire. It has not been updated. We have posted it here simply because it contains some unique background information on the lead suspect in the attack on America.

Afghanistan - Darunta Camp Complex The Al-Badr I base in Jalalabad [34°25'00"N 70°27'00"E] is about 100 kilometers east of Kabul.

I thought I’d share this. It’s an e-mail response I wrote to my friend Richard when he complimented “my boy Bush” for his speach last week. The response pretty much sums up a lot of my fears concerning what we’re getting ourselves into and I may be parinoid here, but I just wanted to share…

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And, yeah, it seems Bush has finally found his calling, war. I missed his big speech last week, but everyone’s told me it was great and the articles seemed to praise it. I just hope we’re ready for this mess we’re about to get into. I keep reading the high percentages in polls of folks who favor this war and wonder if people realize what we are getting ourselves into and that the WTC will be childs play if this thing heats up. That and the high number of folks supposedly supporting the reinstatement of the draft concerns me too. How many of the people polled were under 25? How many of those fully understood what they were saying they supported?

America thinks it’s ready for war, but wait until the casulty lists start growing. All of those numbers will drastically drop and even more so if the terrorists retaliate with more attacks on American soil. Obviously that would mean we aren’t doing our job and should bring our boys home. I don’t know. The whole thing’s a mess and I guess I just need to have a little more faith in the American people.

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Richard also shared with me this quote from Thomas Paine. Well, here’s how Richard said it.

Here is something you might want to post on your web sight. It’s by Thomas Pain, my favorite colonial rabble rouser. It was written 2 days before Christmas in 1776. The colonial army had seen nothing but defeat, congress was not supporting the Army and all enlistments were to run out on New Years day. I think it applies as mush now as it did then.

Crisis

These are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain to cheap, we esteem to lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing it’s value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon it’s goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as freedom should not be highly rated.

And, speaking of the President’s speech, you can read it here.

Vintage Toy Ads

Backyard Wrestling Federation Hey, Jimmy, wanna go toss each other around and brake our necks?

Al Qaeda to cut at least 5,000 jobs Man, this economy’s hurting everyone.

My Jihad

Military Operation Code Name Generator

Ah, april fools day…

So you want to flame someone… you can use Andrew Heenan’s Guide to Flaming

Remember this evening’s TV Schedule

Mind on Fire is a well done and very moving site in light of the tragedies of two weeks ago. Well worth a look through.

Can you tell the difference?

Oh… and speaking of Rat Race, it’s not that bad a movie. Catch it for as cheap as you can, it’s not really worth the $7.50 I paid for it, but it was better than I thought it would be.

But, The Others was an excellent movie, well worth my money. It starts slow, the first half hour is simply extablishing the story, but once that’s set you get into a decent movie and the ending is excellent.

And Nicole Kidman….mmmmmm…… Tom Cruse has to be gay, there is no question about it. He’s sick in the head gay. He can date any other model or actress he wants to try and hide it, it won’t work. Gay or no, he left a tall, leggy, red headed hottie from Austrailia. He’s nuts.

NICOLE KIDMAN IS HOT!!!!

Personally, I don’t care if she’s an uberbitch, if I were married to her I’d stay married to her. She could cheat on me, verbally abuse me, hell, she could kick me in the nuts every five minutes and tell me how much of a loser I am, I’d stick with her. No matter what, I’m the guy on her arm at the Oscars and all of those other award shows. Got to keep up the good image in Hollywood. Nicole Kidman is a goddess.

I HATE SMASH MOUTH!!!!!! All last week I had that damn All Star song stuck in my head and just when I thought it was over I went and saw Rat Race and they were there in the end, singing that damn horrible song. ARUGH!!!!!! I’m going to go bang my head for a bit…

Shoot Kevin into orbit!!!! He’s a penguin. He needs to get to his space ship. Get him there. Oh, and watch out for planets and their gravity and all that good stuff. Woo! Addictive as hell. Here’s one of Erlend’s screens after however many shots…

Legos!!! Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!! Camelot scene!!!! Watch it!!!

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Transformers Slash Fic Yes, you heard me right. Please view with caution.

Praise be! Winking Jesus

Jimi Hendricks would love…. The Balloon Hat Experience

I give to you The Webpage From Hell!!!!!! Here’s another. Please avoid if you’re prone to seizures.

Bad Dudes vs. Bin Laden

Something to keep you up at night… Think about this. Pakistan’s going to be helping the United States in the fight against Afganastan (sp?). Now, groups inside of Pakistan, including the Taliban, have already said they will turn on the government if they back the US. So, we have civil war in Pakistan. Here’s the kicker:

Pakistan is a NUCLEAR STATE.

And, if I recall correctly, this will be the first military civil war in a nuclear state. Ever. Not counting military coups (the Soviet Union’s and the one a few months ago in Pakistan among others). So, civil war in a nuclear state in a volitile region.

But wait! There’s more! So, India’s no friend of Pakistan. They’ve been fighting over Kashmir for eternity. Here’s their prime opportunity and cover to move MASSIVE amounts of troops into the region. So, the Pakistan has to respond to this threat. Then there’s the possibility that Afganastan might try to hit Pakistan a wee bit with a couple missiles here and there just to piss them off. So, Pakistan’s in a THREE front war with a nuke in the middle.

Oh, India has the capability to use nuclear weapons too.

Think about that for a bit.

I am eating some of the worst General Tso’s Dog I’ve eaten in a long time. I’d stop eating it if I wasn’t so hungry…

Sophism 9 This month’s issue of Sophism has nothing to do with fanfiction. It’s all about the events of the past week and the reactions of the Sozzled Sophists. I even have a piece in there. All personal accounts and how folks are reacting, it’s a good read and feel free to hit the message board and post your thoughts as well. (to get to the issue, click on Archive and then you have Sophism 9 to look through)

Airtoons

Political Cartoons Concerning the Recent Disaster

A Sky Filled With Chaos, Uncertainty and True Heroism Passenger on One Plane Relayed Plan; Controllers Scrambled to Track Flights