Hey, I’m working on my home page! Yeah, something other than J’s Notes here, something that will be the place to find all of my nonsense and writings and other kinda of things I have. I’ll probably keep J’s Notes here and link to it and keep updating it and all, just, this other site has been a work in progress for years and I’m finally getting off my ass and doing something about it. Want a sneak peek? Go to JSKOnline! Wait for it to load and click on the logo to enter (though, if you click in the middle of the screen you’ll see a neat flash effect I found). If you don’t see the JSKOnline logo, there should be a link to hit to get to the real site. It’s not all up, there are a lot of dead links, but it’s a work in progress and you can see where I’m heading. Please let me know what you think.

Bong Water Bowl IV Yes, ladies and gentlemen, come watch the Pimpskinz tear the Commies a new one once again and I, Jason “The Hearstslayer” Kenney, look for a repeat of my stellar MVP performance, Saturday, November 24th! Or, as the site puts it:

“The Commonwealth Commies take on the Pimpskinz in a test to see which group of former atheletes has fallen out of shape the fastest. After the extra servings of turkey and the excessive heapings of stuffing, these two teams are going to have as much difficulty walking onto the field as they are avoiding cramps from a light jog.”

The Barbie Nation Freedom Fighters

Bert is Evil no more?

Buffering

Tatooed Pigs and Hairless Dogs

Freaky…

Russia to commit quarter million combat troops “After intense consultations with his generals, the Russian President is now willing to commit “roughly quarter of a million combat troops and an equal number of air force, intelligence, logistical and service personnel” to help the US led ‘war on terrorism’ currently waged in Afghanistan, The News has found out from highly reliable sources from within the diplomatic community of Islamabad.” Dear lord….

Well, cheer up and instead of worrying about World War Three, enjoy the Top 50 Most Beautiful Women List.

Ronald Found Hung!

What do you get for the person who has everything? How about a Swedish Guy 20yrs old w/ big penis? I didn’t think so…

BOO! Wear a condom!

Worried little Timmy was given anthrax in his trick or treat bag?

Nice Catch

Even more proof that God has forsaken us

What is up, Jesus?

Bad, pumpkin, BAD! Who’s yer daddy? Free clip art can be fun. Let’s see….

So, I was screwing around with clip art and MSPaint and this is what I came up with on my first attempt. I call it “sunbathing in the grace of God“.

Mmmm…. a lunchbox full of roaches!

The Zodiac-Batman Connection

Legend of Zelda: The Missing Link

Rick and Steve The hippiest gay couple in all the world.

Moped Army Bringing respect to the moped community

Couple of things… What a weekend. Friday I got tested for Anthrax, but they found some Poison instead! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Ho hum…

Anyways, yeah, I’m on some antibiotic that’s not Cipro and I’m supposed to be informed within 2 weeks as to whether I have Anthrax or not. I don’t think I do, actually, I’m pretty certain I don’t, but I do have a bitch of a cold that’s making me miserable. Ugh.

Yesterday I went to Baltimore Comic Con which was neat (my first con, too!). I met and got autographs from George Perez, Frank Cho, Mike Oeming (real good guy), Steranko, Matt Wagner, and more.

The really cool part was the small press side. You see, every year there’s the Small Press Expo in Bethesda, Maryland, but this year it fell on September 14-16th, so, like all other things that week, it was cancelled. But, a whole bunch of those folks ended up at Balticon! It was cool, lots of good guys trying to make it big. I’m going to dig up web addies of these folks and post them so you all can go view the greatness of indie stuff.

Here’s one. Full Sanction, “Beating Your Ass With a Bat and a Smile!” Jose Mochove and Rusty Rowley create this comic using simple MSPaint and stick men. One, I hate them cause this was my idea. Two, it’s hilarious. Write them and get their stuff. Wanna see it? There are covers here and here.

GO GET IT!

Okay, off to work and dig up cool ass links…

Wow! The Wayback Machine - “You are about to use the world’s largest database. With over 100 terabytes and 10 billion web pages archived from 1996 to the present, the Wayback Machine puts the history of the World Wide Web and the sum of all human knowledge at your fingertips. To start surfing the Wayback, type in the web address of a site where you would like to start, and press enter. Then select from the archived dates available.”

Sweetcode “Sweetcode reports innovative free software. “Innovative” means that the software reported here isn’t just a clone of something else or a minor add-on to something else or a port of something else or yet another implementation of a widely recognized concept.”

The 8th Wonder of the World No, not Chyna.

The Bastard Operator From Hell

Militant Breast Feeding Cult

The Brick Testament

Nature’s Platform The Basis for a Healthier Life

The Longest Page on the Internet

Porn-o-matic “Hey! Did you ever wish you could star in your own XXX porn flick? Of course you have, you’re a red-blooded breathing human being, aren’t you? Until now the best you could do was play act Boogie Nights with your friends and hope you didn’t get stuck with the Burt Reynolds role again. But those days are over. Thanks to the Porn-o-matic™ you can have it any way you want. Any time you want. And as often as you want!”

Okay, okay, okay I’ve been slacking, I know, but I’ll have tons of crap either later today or sometime tomorrow, promise…

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Sister DJ!

Uhhh… Chicken Fetishes

How to make cheese on toast mmmmm…..

wemadeoutinatreeandthisoldguysatandwatchedus.com

Fanfiction For those of you that care know, New X Men #116 at Revolution X was released a couple weeks back and last week saw the debut of Spider-Man at Ultimate Marvel. It’s my first attempt at Spidey fic and my first foray back into first person writing. Already it’s getting some good recomendations from the folks at Sophism and others on the HEROES board, which is great. I didn’t feel it to be one of my strongest efforts, but some people feel otherwise. Please, if you check them out, let me know what you think.

Columbine victims’ families sue maker of anti-depressant Families of five Columbine High School shooting victims are suing the maker of an anti-depressant that one of the student gunmen was taking when he opened fire. Okay, I’m sorry, what happened was tragic and horrible and really depressing and all, but come on people! One, this drug was an attempt to HELP his depression, suing the company puts the validity and use of the drug at risk and therefore the thousands of people who use this drug with some success may end up out of one of the only medications that can help them. “The plaintiffs are seeking damages in excess of $75,000 each.” Why? They’re in the process of suing “the sheriff’s department, school officials and three men who worked at a gun show where the gunmen got some of their weapons.” I think they’re covering all of their bases. Sue-happy America…

And while we’re somewhat on the subject of guns here’s The American Sniper Association.

And did you know that patriotism is now a gang realted activity? It’s true! I saw it on the web here!

And more gun fun and pumpkin carving!

MINI GOLF!!!!

Give little Suzie the doll EVERY kid want

Remember that damn annoying Billy Bass thingy that was too popular last Christmas? Well, if you have Linux, go here and hack it.

Novel Security Measures A local man was kept off a recent flight because of a book he was carrying.

Cruise Missle Great Flash animation

Bad Art

Everyone needs a Virtual Yes Man

Freaky kitties….

Zoolander: Bloggy-style

CNN’s Six Questions for bin Laden

mmmm……brains…..

DANGER MOUSE!!!!!

Is it just me or do you all feel like I’ve been slacking on links and content for the past few days? I don’t know, something makes me think I have, so I’m trying to make up for it with a whole bunch of stuff here and then some. Excellent stuff below, go for the Ninjas, they rule!

Hey you hate those annoying X-10 pop under ads as much as I do, don’t you? Well, supposedly if you click the link at the bottom of this page you can be rid of them for a month. Yep. But, I’ve heard this only works once. Hope not, cause I’m gonna use this bugger every two weeks to be safe!

T-Shirt Hell

the lameness of life through the eyes of advertisers

Michael Jackson’s fame has been audited

Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu You HAVE to see this, just trust me on this…

So what’s your excuse? Make one up!

Hey, folks,

I won’t be able to do whatever the hell I was meant to, you strange person, my pet goldfish got held hostage by armed chimpanzee’s in Morrocco.

So stuff you, you arrogant git!

Jason

Nowhere Girl

The First Freakin’ Genius Award goes to…

So you can’t get enough about this war on terrorism, eh?

How Did Flight 93 Crash? “Hey, you know that 4th Jet? A friend of mine who’s in a position to know said we shot it down. This guy’s not a liar - and he’s got no reason to make something like that up.”

eLifesize.com Home of Cardboard People

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Ninja Dispatch Smite your enemies with a good ninja.

ID card idea attracts high-level support ID card idea attracts high-level support

US troops land near Kandahar: Iranian radio US infantry landed from helicopters on Wednesday near Kandahar in southwest Afghanistan, stronghold of Taliban leader Mullah Mohammad Omar and suspected terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden, Iranian state radio said.

Help, I’m Addicted to Preperation-H

Church of the SubGenius

Postal inspectors issue heads-up about Publishers Clearinghouse mailings With fears of anthrax in the mail running high, postal inspectors in St. Paul have given their colleagues a heads-up that Publishers Clearinghouse is sending out packages of powdered detergent.

‘Invastion’ of Army recruiters unnerves jittery Austinites Hundreds of people called 911 Tuesday after seeing six parachutists who were trailing plumes of red smoke land at Austin High School.

Farrakhan asks for proof on bin Laden Minister Louis Farrakhan called Tuesday on President Bush to lay out the evidence against Osama bin Laden so people may judge whether he was involved in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

Die screaming with sharp things in your head Garden Gnomes beware!

Dubyaman!

Queer Jihad

Seems I’m a Left-Liberal Won’t my Republican friends be so happy to hear that… Your Personal Self-Government Score is 60%. Your Economic Self-Government Score is 20%. Hmmm… Take the World’s Smallest Political Quiz!

Crap

Bert is not evil. Whew, he’s still on our side, folks!

Florida’s Major Prison Gangs Cause it’s all about who you know on the inside.

Student teacher swallows toothbrush

I’m speachless… Kingdom Identity Ministries is a Politically Incorrect Christian Identity outreach ministry to God’s chosen race (true Israel, the White, European peoples).

The Potato Prince Hello. My name is, of course, the Potato Prince. This is my site and I welcome you. The purpose of this site? Well I’m glad you asked. The purpose of this site is for me to share my adventures with you - the reader. My potato and I go on many journeys together and I’m glad that you will be able to share in these adventures with us. Come along, won’t you? It shall be quite the time!

Secret admirer, not terrorist, causes stir over mailed panties A 59-year-old man who received a suspicious letter with amorous writings and women’s lace panties turned it over to sheriff’s deputies, who stored it in a biohazard barrel before determining it didn’t come from a terrorist.

Do it for the doggies…

The Scary Baby Conspiracy

The Popemobile!!!

The International Gay Rodeo Organization

Have I posted this before? I forget. Daily Confession.com is the only place in the world that you can go to truly confess your sin (or sins), your transgressions, your humanity, in complete anonymity.

Losers

Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists

Thundercats The Movie!!! It’s not real, folks…

Schrödinger’s Cat Web Cam Weird….

Ummm…. Look, it’s the “The world’s primary information and support network for and about romantic relationships among cousins ”

Guerilla News Network

Forgoing public notice, Utah’s liquor commission held two emergency meetings Monday to revise a proposed rule that would have forbidden all alcohol advertising depicting religious figures, symbols or themes.

In long run, Taliban paid a high price Disagreement over lunch tab led to mass troop defections.

I HATE ADAM DURITZ!!!! You know. That whiney bitch of a guy who’s the front man of Counting Crows. He’s….he’s…. Okay, I can say this… he’s dating….

fuck.

He’s dating Nicole Kidman.

Supposedly.

Fuck supposedly, their pals say it’s happening. I mean, hell, what is up with this guy? He was dating Cortney Cox not too long ago (well, a few years) and now Nicole “fucking goddess” Kidman?!?!!!! That’s it! I’m growing dreads and writing whiny songs about being heartbroken by having to date the hottest woman in the world!!!!

Okay, I’ll admit, I’m a Counting Crows fan and, well, just a wee bit jealous. But, come on! Adam Duritz? Hell, Nicole! I’ll write you a billion songs, baby! Come to Jason!

I’m done….for now….fucking Adam Duritz….

I’ll let you all know about my weekend later today It was pretty cool. I’ll also have a few things to say, but you can wait.