Hey, I’m working on my home page! Yeah, something other than J’s Notes here, something that will be the place to find all of my nonsense and writings and other kinda of things I have. I’ll probably keep J’s Notes here and link to it and keep updating it and all, just, this other site has been a work in progress for years and I’m finally getting off my ass and doing something about it. Want a sneak peek? Go to JSKOnline! Wait for it to load and click on the logo to enter (though, if you click in the middle of the screen you’ll see a neat flash effect I found). If you don’t see the JSKOnline logo, there should be a link to hit to get to the real site. It’s not all up, there are a lot of dead links, but it’s a work in progress and you can see where I’m heading. Please let me know what you think.
Bong Water Bowl IV Yes, ladies and gentlemen, come watch the Pimpskinz tear the Commies a new one once again and I, Jason “The Hearstslayer” Kenney, look for a repeat of my stellar MVP performance, Saturday, November 24th! Or, as the site puts it:
“The Commonwealth Commies take on the Pimpskinz in a test to see which group of former atheletes has fallen out of shape the fastest. After the extra servings of turkey and the excessive heapings of stuffing, these two teams are going to have as much difficulty walking onto the field as they are avoiding cramps from a light jog.”
The Barbie Nation Freedom Fighters
Tatooed Pigs and Hairless Dogs
Russia to commit quarter million combat troops “After intense consultations with his generals, the Russian President is now willing to commit “roughly quarter of a million combat troops and an equal number of air force, intelligence, logistical and service personnel” to help the US led ‘war on terrorism’ currently waged in Afghanistan, The News has found out from highly reliable sources from within the diplomatic community of Islamabad.” Dear lord….
Well, cheer up and instead of worrying about World War Three, enjoy the Top 50 Most Beautiful Women List.
What do you get for the person who has everything? How about a Swedish Guy 20yrs old w/ big penis? I didn’t think so…
BOO! Wear a condom!
Worried little Timmy was given anthrax in his trick or treat bag?
