Death of Massoud The one man who could destroy the Taliban was murdered two days before the tragedy…
The first Taliban missile test fired… I think it missed.
Everything you ever wanted to know about Anthrax.
Buy this guy’s estate before he even has it.
Online Flight Simulator Thingy
Bored? Try a random link.
Stay Out Of DC Or so I’ve been told. Someone who works in the State Department spoke with one of the Lawyers here at my job and said there’s almost a 100% chance of something happening in DC this weekend. May be bogus, but why risk it. Doubly sucks because this weekend it free Metro and cheap stuff all over to promote tourism, perhaps why this weekend was picked.
Actually, I’m far away this weekend, off to the mountains with my girlfriend for a weekend away from it all. Hiking, horseback riding, fun fun fun. Ideally nothing to worry about.
Later, all.
What’s the point in the FBI warning us about this crap if there is NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT?!?!?!?!!! Sigh. At least they change the file name from skyisfalling.htm (interesting bit of humor from the feds there).
Great… Anthrax case reported in New York An NBC News employee has tested positive for anthrax after handling “suspicious mail” that was sent to NBC’s New York headquarters, network officials said Friday.
And… An article from Wired about how that Bert and Bin Laden pic got on all the posters. Osama Has a New Friend
Japanese Engrish It’s hard to believe the Engrish masquerading as real English over in Japan. It can be seen on signs, people’s jackets, t-shirts and shopping bags, in menus and on TV. But nowhere is it more prevalent than on the various consumer products found in convenience stores and supermarkets
Make a Random War Who needs CNN?
GO HERE NOW!!!!! Diplomacy Great Flash animation of peace in Afghanastan…
Coke Machine Accidets This site is dedicated to our dear son and brother Kevin Mackle, who was found dead in his Residence at Kuehner Hall, Bishop’s University, Lennoxville Quebec on December 13th 1998, a day of sorrow for us, his family. A toppled Vendo Model Coca-Cola Machine which was put in place, unsecured, by the Beaver Foods Company crushed him.
Mr. Potato Head with poop.
Save the Rain Forest for Free Really! Just visit and click the button and you too can save 30 square feet of rain forest land! Neat!
Um… yeah…
Discover Hip-Hop Congratulations! You are one of the lucky Americans who have the opportunity to Discover Hip Hop!
The Wonderbum I thought folks were WORRIED about their butts looking big. Oh well…
The Official Site of the Search for the Worst Job in America
Tired? Start counting.
Updating stuff Hey, folks, so you all know Blogger was messing up today so this massive update comes outta nowhere on ya! Yeah! Actually, it’s been building throughout the day and, well, here it is. Enjoy!
Mouse Click Game Can you beat my best of 34? And no cheating!
911 Prophecies Okay, and where were you a month ago?
A Monkey Phone Call for You Only $10!!! Someone have a monkey call me!
The Bumper Dumper The Ultimate Portable toilet for the outdoorsman.
The We Hate Shauna Club There we are almost getting into an adventure, and dammit shauna calls. No big surprise anymore, but I hope she gets the message soon. WE HATE SHAUNA!!!
Burned out Vehicles Just click on images…
Bored? There’s always Pringles…
Get a blenderphone
So you want to know when there’s a police chase… PersuitAlert Alerts you when a pursuit is broadcast on live TV. It works with numeric and text pagers, phones, cell phones.
Get your cat a Cat Tounge Soother!
UPDATE Thanks to Erlend for pointing out Touristguy.com and Tourist of Death where you can get all of the updates about the following guy…
Most of you have probably already seen this picture. Well, did you know that this guy has actually been involved in MANY great tragedys in history? It’s true, photos never lie…
Hi Chilluns! It’s Yolanda! Y’all ain’t nevva seen no one like me on the Net befo’, but all dats a-changin’ now! We gonna take the Net back, ya hear? Accordin’ ta Professa Jeffries and Brotha Farrakhan, turns out that the Net was invented by some righteous African brothas and sistas over three hunned years ago, but then the Man come and steal it away! Now we gon’ take it back!
bin Laden Toilet Paper If he wants to attack…he can start with my crack!
Somthing to play with And, no, it’s not yourself…
Bert is EVIL!!! Want proof? Look closely at the poster. Then, here it is again. And again. Here’s the photo used in that poster. Hell, let’s go all out and meet Usama bert Laden. Or is it Osama bart Laden? Of course, we can all agree Disney is evil.
Well hell this just makes everything so much BETTER! Working in DC is fun!
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!! Okay, this is a combination of covering my ass and dispelling all doubts. While I may make a comment here and there about her being a commie or a hippie or what not, she’s great. I love her. She love me (at least, she says she does). I’m happy with her. Even after spending pretty much all of my free time with her for the past 20 months, I still can’t get enough of her. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s beautiful, she rules, she makes me happy.
So, there, I think I can make fun of her all I want cause I love her so. 
Done now, back to your regularly scheduled mindless crap.
Speaking of which… Wag the WTC
Jim Taylor for President Guess he lost…
I want one! Jesus knows fill in sport here
“Can I overcome my sexual addiction?” You’ve asked yourself that question many times.
Osama bin Lager Get Bombed!
PISS ON THIS! and do your part…
How Good In Bed Do you really want to know?
Beware the Gnome Liberation Front
Because People Magazine cares… A neat spoof of People.com protesting the commercialization of this tragedy.
In The News
Va. Man Appears to Be Anthrax-Free WHEW!
Radio’s Rush Limbaugh Suffers Rapid Hearing Loss Okay, I’ll admit it, I listened to him time to time when I was 16. Hey, I was just getting political and have mellowed out since then, I swear! Just ask my girlfriend! She’s a commie AND a hippie, would I be dating her if I were the kind a guy who still listened to Rush? Okay, I’ll shut up no before I get my ass kicked even more…
Civilians die in Afghan raids The United Nations has confirmed that four local Afghan employees were killed in overnight bombing of the capital Kabul. Oops…
A neat map just to see where we’re hitting.
The war’s begun… Well, maybe not begun, but kicked into high gear as the Allies started bombing Kabul and other strategic locations of the Taliban. Why do I have the feeling that all hell is about to break loose here in the US? Something makes me think that by the end of the month we will see at least one more terrorist attack on American soil. And, working three blocks from the White House, that REALLY scares the shit outta me.
Best of luck to the soldiers over there and may God watch over us all, American, Afghan, Christian, Jew, Islam, everyone. No one’s going to get a decisive victory out of this one…
Tool was the SHIT! That had to be one of the greatest shows I’ve ever seen. The visuals were amazing and, as usual, Tool rocked! The seats were pretty good, club level to the band’s left and we could see everything. While it would have been nice to be down in the crowd jumping around and getting my ass kicked, it ruled just sitting up there and watching the band and the wave of people. Awesome show. More later, I’m in a hurry.
Hope everyone’s having a good weekend.
Change of plans I was supposed to be off seeing Snoop Dogg tonight, but thanks to the events of September 11th his show was cancelled. THAT’S IT!!!! I’m signing up for the military TODAY and I want to be the one to put a bullet in bin Laden’s head! That man’s dead for this!!!!
Or not. You see, instead of Snoop, my pals and I fell back on tickets to see Tool. So, I’ll let this one slide….this time….
Let’s start the day off with a little quiz The Falwell/Robertson/Bin Laden Quiz This is messed up…
The Brown Dog Institute Here at Brown Dog Institute, we research canine taste preferences and formulate our revolutionary dog biscuits accordingly. You’ve seen “gourmet” dog treats but let’s face it, your dog is no pansy. You might prefer cheesecake, but your dog will eat his own vomit.
Betty Bowers America’s Best Christian.
Awwwww…. Lil’ Janelle
Man, it’d be neat to have a nice pair of horns
All your base are belonging to us current events style
Canadian Association for the Peaceful Takeover of the USA We must stop them before it’s too late!
Jason Kenney is done with school and running a radio station but he is still the Executive Director of RedStormPAC. For more on Jason, click here.
Twit: @JonHenke That has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a very long time. Oh, the tragedy! #
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