Thursday, October 4th, 2001
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Thursday, October 4th, 2001
And to make matters worse… Ebola-style killer virus sweeps Afghan border The largest outbreak in history of a highly contagious disease that causes patients to bleed to death from every orifice was confirmed yesterday on Pakistan’s frontier with Afghanistan. Here’s a better source, the BBC. Now the question arises, natural or man-induced?
Thursday, October 4th, 2001
WOO! Hey, guess what! I’m now perma-linked at Linkfilter! Yeah! Those guys rule! I’ve also found a couple more sites I’m “borrowing” links from so you may see a wider variety in the future! Heh, heh, heh.
But, on a more serious note, I’ve just gone through articles at CNN and the BBC about a Russian airliner that was flying from Israel and just crashed into the Black Sea. No one knows what happened yet, but recent reports say a missile from Ukranian military exercises may have knocked it down. Not cool, especially with the world already tense thanks to the events of September 11th.
And speaking of which, THE PENTAGON IS NOT LOCATED IN WASHINGTON, DC!!!!! That fine, five sided building is actually located on the other side of the river in Arlington, Virginia. So is Reagan National Airport. So, technically, DC wasn’t attacked, Arlington was. Just thought I’d clear things up there.
Thursday, October 4th, 2001
I’m sorry… but what the hell is THIS?!?!?!?!!
Keep it clean, keep it dry, put it on the inside Thank God for CLEFT! Not convinced? Check out the commercial. Never let them see your ass sweat!
Did Expedia.com inspire the terrorist attacks?
The OJ Simpson Trial as told by Dr. Seuss
Just Not Cricket Excellent game.
Did you know that Words Can Heal? Personally, I prefer the Guide to Flaming, but that’s not very nice, now, is it? Nor are Conversational Cheap Shots, but they’re much more fun!
The Secret Life of Bea Arthur Not for kiddies or work.
Track a Flight! You can track a random flight or punch in a flight number and watch it go! Kinda cool. Here’s an another one.
Exploding Coke Cans can be fun…
Hearse Driver It’s a fan club!
Pico’s World Violent and full of naughty language this game RULES! If you figure out how to kill the kid with the telekenetic powers, please let me know, that guys a pain!
Hippie Christians This is not a joke…
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2001
We’re more nuts than you, and it should scare you s***less
Bush Laden? Yeah, yeah, it’s all Norwegian, but look at the pictures….
Handcuffs.Org A Collectors Guide to Vintage Handcuffs
Digital Waterguns The largest water gun museum on the internet. Are there more than one?
Click for Cans Go here, click on your favorite football team and Campbel’s soup will donate a can of soup to the hungry, up to 5 million cans! Go there! Click a billion times! DO IT!!! 
Thanks.
SPORK! The greatest damn eating utensil EVER!
Speaking of utensils…
Like most good things, American Spoon Foods began with dreams. For Justin Rashid, it was the dream of a livelihood harvesting the bounty of the farms and woodlands of Northern Michigan. For Chef Larry Forgione, it was the dream of gathering the harvests and traditions of American’s diverse regions into a distinctively American cuisine.
The Fork Company is a software and service company that specializes in network oriented security, cryptography, and information systems.
knife.com We feature an easy format and secured order form to provide a safe and enjoyable purchasing experience. We are constantly increasing our selection to satisfy all of your Cutlery needs.
spatula.com is just owned by some guy.
Ladel it’s not just the scooper thingy you use to serve food.
Butcherknife is a graphic design site.
And that’s all I can think of at the moment.
It’s… SPAM!
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2001
Silly BlogSpot I can’t complain too much, it’s a free service and a free server, but BlogSpot seems to be going down every other day and I’m thinking of moving J’s Notes to another server or something. We’ll see, I’ll keep you all posted and try to redirect, I promise. I may even look into a domain for a personal site and just toss this in there. Ooooooo……
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2001
‘No Scrubs’ by TLC - Is This The Most Evil Song Ever Written?
Personal Computer Security Great safety measure you can take with your computer at home!
DJ Jazzbuca says get your funky ass DJ name here! Or you could join the Contagious Specialist in getting your own Wu-Tang name
This explains everything Squirrel Hazing Then there’s the Squirrels Must Die page. The Bushy Tailed Rat and The Evil Squirrels try to warn you. These things are EVIL!!!!
Psycho Ex-GirlfriendThere comes a time in most relationships that one of the two parties wants to end it - and about that time all hell breaks loose. This is a great example of that hell breaking loose.
News Blues News on the news industry.
The Crack Whore Diet Or you could pretend you’re on it with Virtual Crack.
Speaking of diets… You can learn How to Eat Cats or get a nice leg of man at Manbeef! (I may have posted Manbeef before, who knows, if I did, so what, it’s my site, I can do whatever the hell I want. Yeah!)
With Holloween just around the corner everyone needs their own corpse for the front yard. Hey, they take Visa!
Shop egay!
Monday, October 1st, 2001
I’ve always wanted to do a web version of this Choose your own adventure And, not only can you read the adventure, but you can add to it when you reach a dead end too!
Monday, October 1st, 2001
I’ve invented a rollercoaster! Recently I took a trip to Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, VA. It’s a neat theme park that’s seperated into sections with a European county theme. My pals and I were lamenting on the lack of a French section and thought, “hey, what kinda ride would be in there?” I thought of one. I call it:
THE SURRENDERER
The Surrenderer is a super fast fun ride for all ages. You hop into the ride in France and are shot across the track and over a bump as water is sprayed on your face. The bump signifies you getting your ass kicked and the water on your face is tears. Then you get off the ride in the Germany section of the park.
Fun stuff! I should do this professionally.
Monday, October 1st, 2001
I’ve been used! But in the best way possible. You see, over at linkfilter.net potatono took the Rusty is a Homosexual link I posted last week (which was given to me by Erlend, by the way) and posted it, also remembering to give me props for the link! Yea! Great stuff and it could lead to more links. Yea, J’s Notes! Props to potatono for the credits. Yea!
What a weekend First off, go see Zoolander. It was a great movie. I really didn’t expect much from it. I mean, I’m a Ben Stiller fan and all, but it just didn’t seem like it’d be that great a flick, but, much to my surprise and delight, it ruled. Hilarious as hell.
Second, REDSKINS SUCK!!! Holy crap on a stick, how the hell do you allow a team to get two touchdowns in under 3 minutes using only a total of 7 plays? Well, you start with the ‘Skins defense. Ugh. The game was good, though, and the tickets were free and GREAT seats. Yeah, three rows from the top, but it was a great view, I mean, I personally like to see the whole field and what’s going on. So, that was my weekend. Yea, me!
Monday, October 1st, 2001
STOP ASL!!!!!! I am sick and tired of being asked my age/sex/location every time I’m in a damn chatroom. Does it really matter? Unless you’re lookin for lovin, uh-uh, and I’m certainly not after any cyber whoring.
Dumb Laws Yeah, yeah, these sites are everywhere, but this one had an interesting law from Stafford, Virginia where I live. Did you know that it is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm. But, come 8:01 pm, BAM! Let’s get it on! (NOTE: I HATE ABUSIVE PEOPLE!!!! That was supposed to be funny. Probably isn’t. I hate the idea of a person beating someone else up, especially if it’s a man hitting on a woman. I know, I know, it’s sexist to give special treatment because it’s pretty much saying women are weaker, but it’s how I was raised. Besides, I’m a wuss and most women can kick my ass anyway.)
The Church of the Gerbil Go forth upon this Earth and spread the holy words of the Sacred Gerbil on Earth. Go forth and prosper!
The Haunted Painting Just in time for Holloween, this is kinda cool and spooky! OOoooooooo….
The Funny Name Server People have the funnies names…
Osama bin Laden Dance WARNING: There’s one dance that may be offensive and children should NOT look at. Instead, kiddies and the easilly offended can go here. This may be more fun than the original link anyways.
Want to become an intern for Gary Condit?
What’s your Smurf Name?
Bush and bin Laden AIM
BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my mosque
BinLaden9151: and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a happy meal!!
Why are the tops of UPS trucks always white? Good question. Here’s the answer.
