Friday, November 30th, 2001
Beatle George Harrison dies George Harrison, the lead guitarist in the most influential pop group of all time, The Beatles, has died aged 58, his spokesman confirmed to CNN. :’(
Archive for November, 2001
Wednesday, November 28th, 2001
For all of the details on the Pimpskinz loss to the Commies, check out the Bong Water Bowl website
Grrrrrr…. Fugitive abortion foe: I sent anthrax threats Fugitive Clayton Waagner said he is the sender of a series of anthrax threats to family planning clinics, and said he plans to begin killing 42 clinic workers he has identified, according to a fellow anti-abortion militant who says Waagner held him at gunpoint Friday.
How to DRIVE FAST on DRUGS while getting your WING-WANG SQUEEZED and not SPILL YOUR DRINK
To: ALL *NSYNC FANS How are you guys? I’m OK, but a little upset, and disappointed…I wanna show you all something that I’ve ‘definitely’ noticed within the past 6 months or so. First of all…When *NSYNC first started out, they clamed to be 5 Young Christian Men, Clean Cut, No Dirty Music, And So On. Now Look at whats happened…..The world and Satan has totally destroyed them and their faith in God, recently, they’ve all denied there faith in God, and have admitted to being embarrassed about it, some of them have problems with cursing, and they’re not clean cut at all really, just listen to some of there songs like - “Digital Getdown”, “You Got It”, “I Just Wanna Be With You”, “If I’m Not The One”, “Supersize It”. (Watch the Supersize it performance, I have it taped)
Fondly and Firmly The Gentlemanly Art of Spanking the Woman you Love
Butt Ice Cool down your aching butt with Anurex from Butt-Ice.com! Relief will soon be as close as your refrigerator door.
Boogers A Celebration
Spaniard charged for bizarre goal celebration Sevilla’s Francisco Gallardo has been charged by the Spanish soccer federation for biting team mate Jose Antonio Reyes’ penis after he had scored in the club’s 4-0 win over Valladolid at the weekend.
Father kills boy for not counting to 100 A MAN beat his five-year-old son to death in the north Chinese province of Shanxi because the boy could not count to 100, state media said.
Rapture Letters After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have
just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won’t listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?
The Female Fantasy Boxing Page This page is dedicated to Fantasy Female Boxing and Fist Fighting. I hope to be able to add some more interesting fights to the voting this month, stay tuned. I added some of the results for many of the fights and I am counting the remaining votes.
Have you Decided to Follow Jesus?
The Prison Bitch Name Generator I’m “Famous Anus”!
Wednesday, November 28th, 2001
Man, do I suck……but not for free. Yeah, yeah, it’s been a week since the last big update and it’s not because I’ve been busy, I’ve just been lazy. Well, that and work. But not too busy, so I have no excuse. But, hey, it’s my damn site and I’ll do whatever I want! Yeah! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Actually, I’ll see what I can do. In the meantime, check out past links (there are a lot) and talk in that message thing on the left there and all that good stuff. Or pick up a book. That would be cool.
Saturday, November 24th, 2001
Bongwater Bowl IV And what a football game it was. After raining for the first time in months, Commie Field was a damn slip and slide. And, dispite a well fought comeback, the Fredericksburg Pimpskins fell to the Commonwealth Commies at home 10-8. Considering it was 7-2 in favor of the Commies at half, that’s not half bad. Yours truly had three touchdowns and an interception. Good game, puts us at 2-2, both teams are undefeated at home. Join us next Turkey day for BWBV at Switchblade Colliseum.
Wednesday, November 21st, 2001
Ah, turkey day Hey, folks, I know, I slacked off Tuesday and, guess what? I’ll probably slack off today too! HA! And, beyond that, there probably won’t be much here until next Monday because of the horrible four day weekend I’m FORCED to take. Darn, what a life, eh? I might pop in time to time, we’ll see.
Hope everyone has a safe and happy Thanksgiving. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Update: Okay, no real slacking, just a bit.
CorpWatch.org holding corporations accountable
Monday, November 19th, 2001
Sweet Jesus! What a post, eh? I’m making up for lost time and what not, I’ve been slacking lately, so here’s a heavy duty dose of links to kill time with. Oh, and I got a digital camera over the weekend, so perhaps pictures are coming…. (yeah, yeah, who wants to see my ugly mug, right? Well, not just pictures of me, but pictures of thinks. Like J’s Notes in the real world, not just on the web. You’ll see.)
U.S. House Votes on Bills They Don’t Read Now, this isn’t news, it happens all the time. But….
According to Rep. Ron Paul, “It’s my understanding the bill wasn’t printed before the vote — at least I couldn’t get it. They played all kinds of games, kept the House in session all night, and it was a very complicated bill. Maybe a handful of staffers actually read it, but the bill definitely was not available to members before the vote.”
Thanks a lot, guys. Now I can’t piss without the feds hearing it. Here’s the original article.
Take the Affliction Test Today!
Pope John Paul II Paper Doll Book
Hydrophobia (a Flash game)
Liberated Christians Okay….
Ricochet Robot Hard ass game.
Awwwwww…. I hate poodles…
UrkelNet The #1 Family Matters fan site on the Internet
Krispy Kreme Calendar 2001 Run for the hills or they’ll eat you next!!!
PlayGoat Uh….
M$ Wants the Freedom to Fuck Users Network
Taliban Thwarted by Irreproducible Result It’s a reprint of a scientific parody called “How to Build an Atom Bomb” from a humor newsletter called The Annals of Improbable Research (AIR). Big sigh of relief, folks.
Mother Teresa’s Fine Foods Catering She’s not dead, she just changed professions.
ButtCandle, Inc ButtCandles are an exciting, and time honored, device for internal cleansing. We encourage you to peruse our site, read the referenced medical literature, and then make an informed decision as to whether you want to purchase our high-quality sanitary products. We stand behind all of our products and offer a 100% money back guarantee for all unused/unspoilt product.
Hello everybody, it’s Mr. Patel Hello everybody. I am Mr. Patel, rap-star extraordinary of India. Each of the pictures below is a link that represented one of the four different personalities which reside in us all. My music engages all four of these personalities, because I use all four of them when I write. By simultaneously engaging all four, a harmonic convergence is reached that allows enrichment of the soul.
Fight Club You are not your fucking kahkis!
Unknown News The news you need, whether you know it or not.
And from that previous site… Al-Jazeera accuses US of bombing its Kabul office Gee, I wonder if we denied that… The Pentagon yesterday denied that it had deliberately targeted al-Jazeera, but said it could not explain why the office was hit. Hey, we did! Wow!
Jerry Falwell’s Awkward Apology “I apologize for my September 13 comments because they were a complete misstatement of what I believe and what I’ve preached for nearly 50 years,” he says. “Namely, I do not believe that any mortal knows when God is judging or not judging someone or a nation. In my listing of groups and persons who might have assisted in the secularization of America, I unforgivably left off the list a sleeping church, Jerry Falwell, etc. . . . It was a pure misstatement, unintentional, and I apologize for it uncategorically.”
So, it’s pretty much “I don’t think I was wrong, I just forgot it wasn’t my place to say…” Fuck off, Jerry.
They’ll Ride a Balloon Into Space Two Englishmen plan to don spacesuits this summer and float to the edge of Earth’s atmosphere in a balloon as tall as the Empire State Building.
Friday, November 16th, 2001
It’s Picture Time!!! All snatched from nat.org
Wednesday, November 14th, 2001
What’s the difference between Terrorists and the US Government?
Napoleon The Psychic Pig
WOOO!!! Strip Monopoly!
`Pipe bomb’ scare creates quite a buzz Stuck to a 10-inch plastic pipe and covered in black electrical tape, the device sure looked like a pipe bomb. Especially since a little remote control was attached to it by a thin wire.
The suspect has that certain glow . . . A determined thief who broke into a Canadian weather station made off with more than C$300 worth of tools, as well as a dose of radiation.
South Carolina students repay old NYC kindness A group of South Carolina schoolchildren said Tuesday they have raised nearly half a million dollars, exceeding their goal to buy New York City a fire truck and help repay a 134-year debt of kindness.
Pong It’s not just a game.
Tuesday, November 13th, 2001
Try2Hack Can you hack this site?
Double pregnancy ‘act of God’ An Italian woman is due to give birth to a baby girl this week — while also six months pregnant with triplets. WOAH?!?!?!!!!
Court refuses to consider new trial for Utah killer who claimed directions from God A convicted killer who claimed he got directions from God and from homosexual spirits lost a Supreme Court appeal Tuesday.
‘Fat Albert’ may come to the screen
Airport news censorship angers many travelers Even as President Bush enlists Americans to be part of the fight against terrorists, airport officials decided that Monday’s crash would be too much for passengers and switched off the news on airport TVs.
Rambo May Take on Osama & the Taliban Stallone Might Dust Off His Green Beret for Sequel
Monday, November 12th, 2001
Plane down in Queens I’m sure by now you all will have heard about this horrible event. At the moment it doesn’t seem like any terrorist action, but it’s still not cool. I have family about 20 blocks from where the plane supposedly went down, at the moment we think they’re okay, but you never know. One tragedy after another. Sigh.
Friday, November 9th, 2001
Holy crap! I was woken up this morning at 4 o’clock by a bright flash of light and a noise that sounded like a clap of thunder without the rumbling before or after. Actually, it sounded a lot like a 2×4 hitting something hard. No one in my apartment moved other than me and no one in the apartment upstairs moved so I assume it was just a dream, but, man, that freaked me out. I have no idea what the hell that was supposed to be…
Links links links Okay, there haven’t been many for the past few days, I’ve been slacking, but I have added a few to the left side there. If you scroll down a bit you’ll see them. Those are places I either hit for my links, visit frequently, or just think are pretty cool and you should just check them out and see what you think. Cool? Of course it is.
News on the Middle East straight from the source. Go to Ajeeb and you can translate the Middle East news agency Al Jazeera’s news site.
E-Mail Alibi EmailAlibi.com offers a free service called delayed emails. Below is an example of how other people have used this service.
Who?: Heather.
Heather’s Dilema: She wants to go out drinking with her girlfriends after work. Husband won’t approve.
Solution: She scheduled the following email.
date to send: 12/9/2001 @ 11:11 PM
to: Husband
subject: Still working
body: Hey honey, Sorry I’m running so late. As you can see, I’m still at the office.
Heather’s New Dilema: Not making this a habit.
And possibly saving her marriage. Dumb broad.
Take A Class and get your learn on.
Scary Squirrel World Oooooo….
Thursday, November 8th, 2001
Get you skins on Hey, want to spice up all those programs on your computer? Get different skins! Yeah! You can go to Customize.org or even Skinbase is kinda nifty. Then there’s wincustomize and and pixtudio and skinmem. The list goes on and on. And, just think, in the future there will probably be skins for you to choose from for J’s Notes here. Oooooo…
My Family Photos Well, not MY family photos, but, well, you know….
The “Grumpy Old Goat” Emporium Your source for good advice. It cost nothin, and it’s worth the price.
All Species The aim of the All Species Inventory is simple: within the span of our own generation, record and genetically sample every living species of life on Earth.
Wednesday, November 7th, 2001
Yea!! Ah, four day weekends rule. So much to talk about, I’ll take my time though. First…
The Blogaholic Quiz says to me “You are a casual weblogger. You only blog when you have nothing better to do, which is not very often. There’s nothing wrong with that. But if you’d post a little more often, you’d make your readers very happy.” Wow, I’m better off than I thought!
Secondly, just wait until I have time to go off on my post-election day rant. I have stuff to say…
Wednesday, November 7th, 2001
The Ladies Man Were I black, this is exactly what I’d be. Really!
The Clint Howard Variety Show The shortest, cheapest variety show in the history of entertainment.
Enduring Freedom Trading Cards! I wonder if my Colin Powell rookie card from the Desert Shield set is worth anything?
