Okay, I have off from work today and tomorrow, meaning you probably won’t see this updated much if at all. Just wanted to let you all know that.
Oh, and you can kill some time at The Smoking Gun if you feel like it. They just had a book come out, great stuff.
Check out this opening for my site It’s my ego page…
What a costume Sucks I’m late…
So I’m a dork but a while back one message board I hit asked “If you were an X-Man, what would your powers be?” Now, I hate these questions, fanboy drivel and mindless crap from the same folks who fantasize about comic book women being real and the acts they’d do with them (get a porn mag, read that). But I felt compelled to answer…
my ability would be to make someone shat themselves on demand. I just have to think it and they crap themselves. Think how effective this would be!
Magneto: “MWA HA HA HA HA!!!! Your X-Men have failed again, Xavier. Now, old friend, we finish this!”
Me: “I don’t think so, a$$ whore!”
Maggie: “GASP! THE CRAPPER!”
Me: “That’s right, biatch, now squeal like a pig!”
POOP!
Maggie: “ARUGH!!!! I’ve crapped my pants!!!”
Me: “heh heh heh”
The full story of The Crapper posted by Pimp (go through a page or two after my intro of him, there’s a story somewhere)
By the way… THE YANKEES RULE!!!!!
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How Goth Are You? I don’t know how, but I’m 29% Goth. Weird…
Jason Kenney is done with school and running a radio station but he is still the Executive Director of RedStormPAC. For more on Jason, click here.
Twit: @JonHenke That has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen in a very long time. Oh, the tragedy! #
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