My girlfriend’s a genius:
I had this great idea. Remember that crappy, sensationalist ad during the Super Bowl, the one where the kids are talking about their drug habits/helping terrorists? How about an ad about how one’s OIL habit helps terrorists? Instead of “It’s my body” “I’m just having a good time” “I helped kill a judge and three police officers” it becomes “I like the size of SUV’s” “If I don’t carpool or use mass transit, that’s my decision” “I help keep Suddam in power”. What do you think?When I asked Jenn permission to post this, here’s what she said back (this is important):
Well, if you’re going to post it, give credit where credit is due. And tell your fan-base that they can make the “commercial” if they’d like, but we’d like to be somewhat involved with the scriptwriting, and that we’d like to be mentioned in any “credits”.Now, I don’t know what’s more endearing about this. That she’s willing to share the credit or that she thinks I have a fan base.
From Time Magazine:
3800 number of calories produced every day by the food industry for each person in the U.S.
2500 number of calories neede devery day by the average male.
35% percentage of adult Americans who are overweight.
