UGH! I’m fourth for a Google search for “Men Swimsuit Pictures”.

Live from the 2002 Olympics

Napster alternatives For those of you who haven’t found one yet, you can always hit Autiogalaxy Satellite, Grokster or Gnotella.

Daypop

Get into Alison’s Pants

Inspired by the Life and Work of Dan Eldon

Even though I’m not the best Catholic in the world, I still give up something for Lent every year. Usually it’s something like chocolate or sweets or I think I did soda one year. But, I don’t eat or drink much of that anymore, truthfully, eating candy maybe once every other week or so and soda just as rarely. Jenn recomended me giving up “Your Mom” jokes, but my buddy Ian’s off to the Navy next month and if I can’t crack on his mom, well, we just won’t have anything to talk about. Same with my roommate, minus the leaving for the Navy thing. Then Jenn had another idea and I think I’m going to give it a try even though my world’s going to be thrown for a loop.

I’m giving up red meat for Lent.

Now, those of you that know me are probably jaw dropped at the moment because I’m a carnivore, nothing’s better than a fine hunk of formerly living flesh served up with a side of something starchy. I don’t eat as much as I should, but when I do, it generally involved some sort of red meat, be it steak, hamburger (which I’ve actually not touched lately), what have you. Mmmmm…beefy!

But, for the next forty days and forty nights, no beef or other red meats. It won’t be that bad, I can still eat chicken and fish, hell, I’m not even supposed to eat meat on Fridays as it is so it’s only 6 days out of the week I have to suffer. Ultimately this is one more step on my effort to a better diet. I eat a lot of crap and get little to no nutrients and what not so maybe this will help.

Damn it, here is is, only about 10 hours into Lent and I’m already craving steak.

Oh well, at least McDonalds has the two fish fillets for $2.22 for Fish Fridays! (Yeah, it’s true, I know it comes as a surpirze to some of you, but the fast food industry is indeed trying to capitalize off of a religious observance, what next, promoting McDonald Gift Certificates for Christmas?!?!?!!)

Sigh, guess I’ll have to find some chicken dishes to tear up.

Well ain’t this something. With all the sites on blogspot, when you search for it in Google, guess who pops up as number eight? Cool! And how did I get into 6th place for a Yahoo search for “www. president bashar al assad picture .com”?

Also, just to keep you all posted, I’m searching for those JavaScript errors and will fix them sooner or later, I swear.

ISSN For Weblogs You can apply for and use an International Standard Serial Number for your Weblog. Your blog will then officially exist in the worldwide standardized encyclopedia of periodicals.

The Oscar nominees have been announced Nicole Kidman will win because she’s Hot. And she can act. Being hot helps. Hot. Mmmmm….

The World’s Longest Slinky?

WOLF!!! FBI warns terror attack could be imminent The FBI issued a terrorism alert Monday night for authorities to be on the lookout for a man from Yemen or Saudi Arabia and more than a dozen of his associates who may be planning an attack on U.S. interests in the United States or Yemen as early as Tuesday.

Store apologizes for ad Supermarket ran fried chicken special in honour of Black History month

BattleBots in the bedroom At a San Francisco porn studio, industrial sex toys run rampant.

Pop The Soda Shop Pop The Soda Shop was created to take advantage of the lack of Alternative, Imported and Gourmet Non-Alcoholic Beverages to be found in one location. We feel we have filled that need by offering the items you will find here.

Campaign for a female Boba Fett

Hot Diggitty Dog

No Founding Fathers? That’s our new history George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin are not included in the revised version of the New Jersey Department of Education history standards ? a move some critics view as political correctness at its worst.

Proof that nuking a Palm Pilot is one of the coolest things in the world.

Mexico’s Hidden Treasure Beautiful inverted umbrella type circular designed home with views of surrounding mountains and town. This spectacular home consists of seven bedrooms, 8 baths with individual dressing rooms, mirrored gym, maid’s quarters and much much more!

Interview With A Swimsuit Model Snagging the highly sought-after cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue can cause a model’s career to go supernova virtually overnight. The model selected for the honor in this year’s issue was the stunning Elsa Benitez from Mexico.

Thieves steal 26,000 mobile phones The mobile phone maker Samsung is offering a £200,000 reward for the return of stolen handsets with a retail value of £4.2m.

The Anthrax Research Project United Devices Members now have a chance to participate in a new project: the fight against the threat of anthrax.

Make Your Own Cow!

All from Fark, Linkfilter and Random Drivel.

And even more searching fun! Wow, this is interesting and educational stuff. Seems I’m fourth on the list for a Yahoo search for “www.dewstuff.com”, seventh for “jason x bootleg”, the only one for “chadguay” (hint, it doesn’t exist, it’s part of the joke in the “AXIS OF JUST-AS-EVIL” article) and fourth for a Google search for “aim add buddy link”. Sweet.

How do I know this stuff? Well, if you scroll to the bottom of the page you’ll see a list of the most recent referals to J’s Notes. It’s a neat little thing that’ll show the last ten sites that folks came here by if they hit a direct link. Seems most of the time there are at least three or four referals from searches. Hmmm…. I wonder what my results would look like if I said “free naked hardcore porn of Britney Spears”. WOO!!! There’s ten more hits already!

3 weeks to J Day. Wondering what to get me? Well, a computer would be nice, but if that’s too expensive, web space or just Blogger Pro would rule.

Also, so you all are forewarned, I’m working on a giveaway to celebrate my 23rd birthday. Yeah, I’m gonna give you all stuff! Stay tuned for more info on that.

I’m not sure if I ever posted this, but I know I said something in a J’s Voice way back when. But, I want to give a shout out to Robin Jean at tecgirl.com for linking to me and giving me props for the “opens links in new windows” script I have on there (you know, the one I stole from some other site). So, thanks, Robin, and you all have to go check out her site, very well done. Oh, and she’s a hottie. That’s always a bonus. (Sorry, had to say it.)

More searching fun! Wow, I’m 14th if you search for “book notes Christmas Carol” on Yahoo (NOTE: just read the damn book, it’s small), 13th if you look for “words to mlife commercial” and somehow made the list at number 20 for “x men swimsuit pictures”. Um…

And does anyone else find this to be a little sexually suggestive or is it just me?

It seems that if you look up “thoughts on axis of evil bush” on Yahoo that my site is the 6th link on the list. I’m also 17th if you look up “mini fridge commercial”, the ONLY site if you look up “flipviewer DC crack” and the second site for“flipviewer crack” on Google. Sweetness!

What to do with J’s Journal Now, I want your opinions on this, folks. Use the “speak” link at the end of the post and let me know what you think, but I’ve been considering getting rid of J’s Journal for a while now and just putting it all back into J’s Notes as it used to be. I mean, I used to use J’s Notes for everything and then I thought I’d just make a Journal seperate for more serious things and let J’s Notes be my screw around. But that makes a few too many sites to expect people to visit when I can just keep it all in one big site and leave it at that. Hell, I’m not even sure anyone visits J’s Journal (or even J’s Notes for that matter). But I’m just wondering what you all think. Should I keep them seperate? Should I put them back together and just be rid of the Journal? What do you think?

From a mailing list I’m on:

ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM ‘AXIS OF JUST-AS-EVIL’

Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form ‘Axis of Somewhat Evil’; Other Nations Start Own Clubs.

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the “Axis of Evil,” Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the “Axis of Just As Evil,” which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. “Right. They are Just as Evil… in their dreams!” declared North Korean leader Kim Jong- il. “Everybody knows we’re the best evils… best at being evil… we’re the best.”

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.”They told us it was full,” said Syrian President Bashar al- Assad. “An Axis can’t have more than three countries,” explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. “This is not my rule, it’s tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool.”

THE AXIS PANDEMIC

International reaction to Bush’s Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the ‘Axis of Somewhat Evil,’ forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the ‘Axis of Occasionally Evil,’ while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the ‘Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.’

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the ‘Axis of Countries That Aren’t the Worst But Certainly Won’t Be Asked to Host the Olympics’; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the ‘Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America,’ while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the ‘Axis of Countries That Should Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.’ “That’s not a threat, really, just something we like to do,” said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren’t perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in “Guay,” accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn’t want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that’s only because no one asked them.

I was going to do this week’s Friday Five but I really wouldn’t be able to answer most of them. Oh well, maybe next week.

And I made the official change in design today. If you notice any glaring errors, please let me know. The code’s much cleaner now and the layout’s easier to navigate if you want to hit other links. Fun stuff.

I added a webcam to JSKOnline today, not that I’ll use it much.

And, concerning J’s Voice and audioblogs in general, Jish made some awesome points in his Voiceblog vs. textblog vs. videoblog audio post back in September.