Archive for July, 2002

Thursday, July 11th, 2002

Her eyes were beautiful, the iris like amber. I generally don’t like to stare nor do I like people that do stare, but I couldn’t help myself. It was piercing. She was beautiful all around, but the eyes.

Part of me feels guilty for looking, because part of me wants to feel guilty for anything that might be construed as pleasure no matter how small. But another part of me says I had to look, I had to stare, I had to take as much of it in right then and there because I would never see these eyes again. You’d have stared too if you had seen them.

Thursday, July 11th, 2002

I have just lost my girlfriend to CNN. That is, if I tell her about this. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

“Oh, Bad J, she’ll find out one way or another and then beat you for not telling her sooner.”

You’re right, Good J, we’ll tell her. Eventually.

“Oh, Bad J, you’re so silly. And beefy, too!”

Thanks, Good J. Now back in the box with you…)

CNN Gives Stewart The World

COMEDY Central funnyman Jon Stewart is taking his act worldwide - via CNN.

Stewart, who hosts “The Daily Show,” will host “The Daily Show: Global Edition,” a half-hour weekly show airing on CNN International beginning on Sept. 21.

“Global Edition” will air Saturdays and Sundays in most overseas regions and will be comprised of bits culled from that weeks’ worth of “Daily Show.”

“We will take the best segments which have relevance for an international audience like the headlines and the best of his celebrity interviews,” said CNN International spokesman Nigel Pritchard.

AOL Time Warner owns CNN and part of Comedy Central (with Viacom).

” ‘The Daily Show’ has no topicality internationally and no relevance for an audience outside the U.S.,” Pritchard said.

“We like the format of the show and Jon is a very good host . . . but we’re using the style of the show. It’s not because of Jon but because of the program.”

“The Daily Show” airs weekdays at 11 p.m.

GASP!!!

Director picked for ‘Batman vs. Superman’ movie

Wolfgang Petersen (”The Perfect Storm”) will direct “Batman vs. Superman,” with the major release targeted for a 2004 premiere via Warner Bros., Variety reports.

In a script penned by Andrew Kevin Walker (”Seven”), the two superheroes are allies who come to mighty blows over what Petersen describes as differing philosophies.

“It is a clash of the titans,” Petersen told Daily Variety. “They play off of each other so perfectly. (Superman) is clear, bright, all that is noble and good, and Batman represents the dark, obsessive and vengeful side. They are two sides of the same coin and that is material for great drama.”

Darn tootin’! And Wolfgang Petersen not only directed “The Perrfect Storm” (which was okay) but he directed “Das Boot” and will be directing “Ender’s Game” whenever that gets through development hell.

Terror & Denial

On the 4th of July, an Egyptian immigrant to the United States who believes in wild conspiracy theories about Jews, is known for his great “hate for Israel,” and has possible ties to al Qaeda, armed himself to the teeth and assaulted the Israeli airline counter at Los Angeles International Airport, killing two.

It is obvious why Hesham Mohamed Ali Hadayet targeted Jews in a highly visible place on so prominent a date: to engage in terrorism against Israel.

It is obvious why John Wilkes Booth targeted the President of the United States in a higly visible place: to engage in terrorism against the Union.

It is obvious why John Hinkley targeted the President of the United States: to engage in terrorism to win the heart of Jodie Foster.

It is obvious why Aaron McKinney and Russell Henderson robbed, beat and tied Matthew Shepard to a fence to let him die: to engage in terrorism against Gays.

I’m sorry, it doesn’t work, really. IF the Al Qaeda ties pan out, yes, terrorism. If he is connected with an organization that promotes terrorism against Israel, yes, terrorism.

But if it was ONE man acting on his own volition for whatever political reasons, it is a hate crime. Again, a distinction HAS to be made or we will have so many crimes labled as acts of terrorism it won’t be funny and well run into the major issue of collateral consequences for crimes.

One can not rule out terrorism in this case, but we can not jump ahead of ourselves and call it terror outright.

Wednesday, July 10th, 2002

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Tuesday, July 9th, 2002

Is it really terrorism? I mean, July 4th, Hadayet walks up to an El Al ticket counter and starts shooting, killing two people and injuring three more before security kills him. But, terrorism?

I’m sorry, I can’t really think of it as that. Was it a horrible act? Hell yes. Was it inspired by hate? Yes. But so was the dragging of a black man from the back of a truck in Texas. So was tying a gay man to a fence and beating him to death. So are so many hate crimes here in America, horrible acts inspired by hate over race or creed.

Are each and every one of those terrorism?

I think terrorism implies an organization behind an attack. An individual commiting an act is simply a crime (as horrible as it may be). If that individual was acting alone, completely alone, no matter how heavily armed he was, no matter what method and what goal he has in mind, it is one person commiting a horrible act of violence. If he is funded, educated, supported in any way by an organization that is supported by his act, then we have ourselves an act of terrorism.

And this distinction needs to be made. Even if the message is the same from one person to the organization, the distinction HAS to be made or we fall into the merky area of labeling EVERY crime an act of terror. An individual acting on their own volition is not a terrorist. They are simply a criminal.

Tuesday, July 9th, 2002

Earth ‘will expire by 2050′

Earth’s population will be forced to colonise two planets within 50 years if natural resources continue to be exploited at the current rate, according to a report out this week.

A study by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF), to be released on Tuesday, warns that the human race is plundering the planet at a pace that outstrips its capacity to support life.

In a damning condemnation of Western society’s high consumption levels, it adds that the extra planets (the equivalent size of Earth) will be required by the year 2050 as existing resources are exhausted.

The report, based on scientific data from across the world, reveals that more than a third of the natural world has been destroyed by humans over the past three decades.

So here we have a worst case scenario. Best case scenario? We can continue as we have and Earth continues to live. Where’s the truth? Somewhere inbetween (though probably closer to the “dead by 2050″ thing than the “we’ll never die” side).

‘Yahoo Internet Life’ to Close with August Issue

The latest casualty of the magazine downturn is Ziff Davis Media’s Yahoo! Internet Life.

Ziff Davis CEO Bob Callahan informed staffers in a memo earlier today that the 1.1 million circulation consumer title’s August issue would be its last.

That sucks, I really dig this magazine. Lots of neat links and good articles on tech stuff. It will be missed.

EBay Buys PayPal in $1.5 Billion Deal

EBay Inc. on Monday said it would buy PayPal Inc. in a $1.5 billion stock deal combining the dominant Internet auction house with the leading vendor of online payment services.

The long-anticipated merger will extend a close working relationship between eBay and PayPal, two of the most successful dot-com survivors. A growing number of eBay customers use PayPal to pay for their auction purchases and eBay said it would close its rival payment product, BillPoint, which it had purchased in 1999.

This was only a matter of time really, and a damn smart move for EBay. I just hope they keep it pretty much exactly as it is now.

Iced-Coffee $cam Dupes Joe Schmoes

A friend and I needed a mid-afternoon coffee break the other day. I got a large coffee. He got a large iced coffee. Mine came in a 20-ounce paper cup. His came in a 20-ounce plastic cup. My cup contained 20 ounces of hot coffee. His cup contained 12 ounces of cold coffee and lots of ice.

My coffee cost $1.48. His cost $2.25. Yes, he got less coffee and paid 77 cents more for it. But my friend’s experience was hardly unique; all around the city, iced coffee has become a bigger scam than ImClone stock. An exclusive Metro Gnome investigation revealed that iced coffee should actually be cheaper than regular coffee!

In interviews, coffee-shop owners offered a litany of reasons for the iced-coffee tax, including the high cost of ice-making, the high cost of those fancy clear plastic cups and even the high cost of making the coffee stronger to compensate for the melting ice.

Yeah, this is silly. Having worked in a cafe a wee bit, it is quite the scam, though, really, just ask for a cup of ice with your coffee and you’re set. But, they do have a point with the making the coffee stronger. I mean, that’s no explanation for raising the price, IMO, but it is true, otherwise you get water downed coffee.

Spin Very weird but cool.

TV Watchdog Apologizes for False Claims On Wrestling

Pro wrestling has landed a $3.5 million smackdown on an Alexandria-based watchdog group that falsely claimed televised wrestling’s orchestrated mayhem was responsible for the deaths of four children.

The Parents Television Council, which frequently rails against sex and violence on TV, agreed to pay World Wrestling Entertainment the money and issued an apology in an out-of-court settlement of the defamation lawsuit brought by WWE. “It was wrong to have stated or implied that the WWE or any of its programs caused these tragic deaths,” wrote PTC founder and President L. Brent Bozell III in a lengthy public statement released yesterday.

Oh, yeah, brother, you want to try and put the hurt on the WWE? Just you…

Ah, screw it, I suck at wrestler rants.

Monday, July 8th, 2002

Court backs Danish newspaper ban on Web links

Challenging the World Wide Web’s fundamental premise of linking, a Danish court ordered an Internet news service to stop linking to Web sites of Danish newspapers.

Copenhagen’s lower bailiff’s court ruled Friday that Newsbooster.com was in direct competition with the newspapers and that the links it provided to specific news articles damaged the value of the newspapers’ advertisements.

The case was among the latest to challenge the Web’s basic premise of encouraging the free flow of information through linking.

Dear, Lord… There is a website run by the state where you can see the last words of executed offenders in the state of Texas. Sweet Jesus, this is just really… I don’t know. Wrong? I mean, do we really need to know this? How much are they paying some guy to post these things as a matter of public record when they could be, oh, I don’t know, doing some sort of paperwork elsewhere or something? And isn’t there a matter of privacy here? Really really weird…

White IVF couple ‘have black twins’

A mix-up at a fertility clinic has led to a white couple having black twins, it is reported.

It is believed to be the first time that such a mistake has happened in Britain.

Health officials have not confirmed the report, but a legal injunction banning the naming of the parties involved suggests it is accurate.

There may now be a legal battle over who are the legitimate parents. A hearing into the case is scheduled for October.

Yeah, a few years back I remember seeing an article about a couple who had twins after IVF and one child was white while the other was black. I think it was blamed on the equipment being unclean or something, but they were happy with their babies and lived with it.

I raided Maureen’s site once again. Why don’t you all just visit her all the time.

The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys?

Christian Wrestlers

God Answers

Scrollbar Racing

U.S. Citizenship Test: Could You Pass? I got 10/11, thought there were only 19 changes to the Constitution, silly me.

The World’s Largest Collection of Female Masturbation Synonyms Not for children and probably not for work either.

DelayedMail Wow, I can send an e-mail after I’m dead!

And now I stole from The Ultimate Insult. I’m such a theif.

Friday, July 5th, 2002

SPACE GHOST: Greetings! I am Space Ghost, and this is the Space Ghost Group. Our panelists are:

Captain Euro, superhero and pacifist;

The green goliath known as the Hulk;

Blossom, leader of the Powerpuff Girls;

And Aquaman, king of Atlantis.

SG: Correct! Issue four, comparing backers of the Euro to Hitler in TV ads. Captain Euro?

EURO: I am deeply offended by this, and when Britain joins the EU we will have to take steps to see it doesn’t ever happen again.

SG: Um, right. Aquaman?

AQUAMAN: Doesn’t matter to me. All that paper money just disolves in salt water. I hope they’re using soy based ink.

SG: Uh… Hulk?

HULK: Hulk laugh and laugh!

EURO: Oh, come now. If anything, we are more like Stalin. Hitler, that’s completely inaccurate. [PAUSE] Merde. Did I just say that out loud?

HULK: Hulk smash Euro-commie!

Thursday, July 4th, 2002

I just lost a $20 bill somewhere. And not in my house. It was in a store or on the sidewalk, meaning it’s way gone and I’m out of twenty bucks. Damnation.

Thursday, July 4th, 2002

DC Metro Blogger Map Very cool.

What the…

Again, what the…. Crap, I’m just finding too many weird things today…

The Game of Life (or simply Life) is not a game in the conventional sense. There are no players, and no winning or losing. Once the “pieces” are placed in the starting position, the rules determine everything that happens later. Nevertheless, Life is full of surprises! In most cases, it is impossible to look at a starting position (or pattern) and see what will happen in the future. The only way to find out is to follow the rules of the game. Want to play?

5k Wolfenstein RULES!

Make a Lego prison out of your mouse!

Got a pacemaker of prone epilepcy (sp)?

Can you tell I’ve been visiting Maureen’s site today?

Thursday, July 4th, 2002

In Congress, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.–Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2002

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2002

thanks, Mike

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2002

International Cursing & Swearing Dictionary Viapischathich!

Patriot Revolution?

Cities From Cambridge to Berkeley Reject Anti-Terror Measure

Cities across the country have been quietly staging a revolt against the USA Patriot Act, saying it gives law enforcement too much power and threatens civil rights.

Over the last three months, the Massachusetts cities of Cambridge, Northampton and Amherst and the township of Leverett, as well as the town of Carrboro, N.C., all passed resolutions that call the USA Patriot Act a threat to the civil rights of the residents of their communities.

Congress passed the act in October to give federal investigators sweeping new powers to probe terrorism in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks, and soon came under criticism from civil libertarians. The public has been supportive of the measure.

The five municipalities join Berkeley, Calif., and Ann Arbor, Mich., in taking a strong stance challenging the way the Bush administration wants to pursue its war on terror within the borders of the United States.

Man speared in head survives

The 20 year old student, whose family asked his name not be revealed, had gone spearfishing at Stavros beach near the northern town of Chania on the island of Crete. His friends realized after some hours that he had not returned and notified lifeguards in the area.

“He was floating upright with water up to his waist, and I reckon he was in this position for about six hours,” said lifeguard Stelios Xenakis. “He was conscious and aware of his environment. He couldn’t speak and was having trouble breathing.”

Xenakis said the meter-long (40 inch) spear from the victim’s fishing gun was embedded in his head, entering at his jaw and protruding from the top of his skull.

Adolf Hitler stars in latest anti-euro advertisement

Anti-euro campaigners in Britain have co-opted Adolf Hitler into their latest advertising campaign.

Actor Rik Mayall, dressed as the Nazi dictator and mimicking his famous salute, declares: “Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Euro,” in a cinema spot due to be launched this month.

Answering questions at the campaign launch on Tuesday, campaigners denied that the Hitler sketch could offend.

“Anyone who doesn’t laugh, I think, should get a life,” said another of the advert’s stars, Labour Member of Parliament Kate Hoey.

“This is going to reach people who, quite frankly, politicians aren’t getting through to,” she added.

Start-up spins MP3s for Game Boy

A Southern California start-up is preparing to start selling a device that would play digital music on the Game Boy handheld video game machine.

Santa Monica, Calif.-based SongPro plans to launch a device that will sell for less than $99 this fall that will play digital music in various formats on any of the tens of millions of Game Boy game consoles worldwide.

The Game Boy line–both the older Game Boy Color and the newer Game Boy Advance–is a product of Japanese game giant Nintendo, and it has a virtual monopoly on the handheld gaming market worldwide. The company says it has Nintendo’s support for first-of-its-kind device.

Monday, July 1st, 2002


Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Monday, July 1st, 2002

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Jerico Vilar’s Pop Cult Genius


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