Archive for August, 2002

Sunday, August 25th, 2002

Artifice Comics

Anthology Two: Millennium Man: Forsaken

by Jason S. Kenney

“He needed help, but what did he get? He got beaten to death by an overpowered bully!”

“But, Doctor Havert, what Millennium Man did is justifiable self defense under current law.”

“‘Justifiable self defense’? The man is walking around with powers beyond most weapons, certainly beyond those of the small gun Finnegan was carrying. Does he not have a duty, a responsibility to show restraint? If he fails to do so, how is he any different than what he claims to be fighting against?”

“Without Millennium Man the police would have been forced to act and many more people may have died.”

“In that one situation, perhaps, but let’s go back beyond Finnegan’s horrible and brutal beating, which, by the way, is beyond any act of police brutality I have ever seen. Surely you remember the Imperial Magistrate. Were there no Millennium Man we would not have seen the destruction caused by these people. Were Millennium Man truly concerned about the people of this city he would have taken the fight elsewhere. But, no, he put innocent lives at risk for the sake of posturing and posing for the camera. He’s a gimmick, a fad. He’s Hollywood gone wild and he’s putting too many people in danger just for the sake of a little publicity.

“AND, it’s a proven fact that crime has not decreased since his arrival. No, quite the opposite really. These characters ATTRACT the creatures they fight, the dangers they attempt to stop. They bring the fight to them and ultimately to us, the people who can not defend ourselves against these threats. How DARE they put us at risk?”

Saturday, August 24th, 2002

A vibrating tampon?

Friday, August 23rd, 2002

Make your ass “kissin’ sweet”!

Can you tell me how to get…

Thursday, August 22nd, 2002

Kabul Blockbuster Hits CNN with Late Fees

AskMen.com is supposed to be some sort of guy site run for guy by guys and all that kinda stuff. Think Maxim on the web. Or just go to Maxim on the web.

Pillsbury Pukeboy

Stripperella

During each half hour, Stripperella (a.k.a. Erotica Jones, mild-mannered exotic dancer) will face challenges like the evil plastic surgeon Dr. Cesarean, who has been installing nitroglycerin breast implants in her ecdysiast friends — to explosive result. The local strip club will also be the setting for the (slightly) more down-to-earth personal stories in which Erotica/Stripperella helps fellow dancers like Persephone, who’s in a tumultuous love triangle with conjoined twins.
Um…. Stan Lee and Company are putting out ths mature cartoon on TNN. Her powers?
In addition to uncanny limberness, the buxom heroine will have a host of special crime-fighting abilities. Her ”hair-a-chute” is a ‘do that allows her to float to safety from great heights. And her patented move, known as ‘’scissor-ella,” involves squeezing someone’s head with her thighs until he’s unconscious. ”Some guys would probably PAY for that experience,” admits writer Seifert.
Didn’t Famka Jansen’s Bond chick character in Goldeneye do that whole thigh crushing thing? With Pamela Anderson doing the voice I don’t know. It’s got an artist from Batman and the writers of such amazing hits as “All That” and “Kenan and Kel”

Coolest link in a long time - Christopher Walken Soundboard!!!!!

Wednesday, August 21st, 2002

Google Keyboard Shortcuts

Papal Bowling

Dear Lord, another nut job. Sure, yeah, Bush is trying to conquer the world and brainwash us all. Uh huh. Good God, man, how the hell can someone be so insane?

Britney Spears’ very first appearance on the Internet. They just go up so fast.

Speaking of nutcases, Bob Barr and Cynthia McKinney both lost in yesterday’s primaries for their House runs. Barr pushed the Clinton impeachment (on all of the wrong issues) and also tried to deny Washington METRO funding after they said they wouldn’t change signs to National Airport to Reagan National Airport to reflect the name change. Metro said it would cost money they did have. Barr said he didn’t care. McKinney implied administration involvement in the September 11th attacks and had a campaign heavily contributed to by Islamic and pro-Palestinian organizations, not necessarily a horrible thing at face value, but at least four of her donators were on the government’s list of organizations who’s funds went to terrorists. Both of these races lost due to heavy crossover voting (Republicans voting in the Democratic primary and vice versa). I will personally not miss either of them.

White House to push “embryo adoption” plan

Pushed by Congress, the Bush administration is set to promote “embryo adoption,” where one infertile couple donates leftover embryos to another. It’s the latest move in the heated debate over the moral and legal status of an embryo….

Still, the program is making some people nervous. Officials at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine are considering applying for a grant, but fear it will suggest that donating embryos to another couple is preferable to donating them for research or discarding them altogether.

“Our biggest concern is to protect all of the options for the patients, not to make any one thing the designated best option,” said Eleanor Nicoll, spokeswoman for the fertility clinic trade group. “Some patients are extremely uncomfortable about the idea of other people bearing and raising their genetic offspring.”

Abortion rights advocates worry that the program lays the legal groundwork for considering embryos human beings with full legal rights. Using the term “adoption” rather than “donation” makes it appear that the program views embryos as children, said Kate Michelman, president of the National Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League.

If an embryo were a person with equal rights, abortion could be more easily declared illegal, she said. “It can be used to support their effort to roll back Roe vs. Wade.”

Personally, I think this is an excellent thing and SHOULD be pushed over tossing them or using them for research. Maybe that’s the Catholic in me talking, but you made these things to have babies, why not allow others to experience that joy by donating what you’re not going to use? And if you’re concerned about the embryo being considered living, well, make sure the legislation to push and promote the program handles that issue. The thing is, simply pushing adoption is not saying “this is a life”, it’s saying “this can be a life” and allowing those who are unable to have children of their own the opportunity to raise families.

Now, really, I think they should be pushing REAL adoption before the embryo deal, but I really don’t see too much of a problem with embryo adoption.

‘Dead’ Man Caught Stealing; Police Baffled

Pasquale Antonino Iacopino committed suicide on July 21 and was buried by his grieving family on the island of Sicily. On Aug. 13, Iacopino was caught robbing tourists, was tried and then vanished.

Confused? Well, so are the Italian police.

The saga began in April when Iacopino’s mother reported that her 48-year-old son was missing.

The weeks passed and nothing was heard of him until last month when a man jumped into the path of a train and died. There were no identification papers on the body, but Signora Iacopino heard of the incident and feared it might be her son.

A trip to the morgue confirmed her fears. Both she and her husband identified the body and brought their son home to the Sicilian city of Messina for burial.

A few days later police caught a man on the nearby island of Vulcano as he was stealing from bathers’ rucksacks on the beach. The offender was carrying identification papers which showed clearly that he was Pasquale Antonino Iacopino from Messina.

He went before the magistrates who found him guilty but did not jail him. By the time police realized they had arrested a “dead man,” Iacopino had vanished into thin air.

Sweet!

Tuesday, August 20th, 2002

Let us rub mint and be happy like they do in Romania.

You’ve Got Pee Mail

Don’t buy anything from this guy. He annoys me.

Tuesday, August 20th, 2002


Is it GODZILLA?

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Monday, August 19th, 2002

Beck was awesome last night. Probably the best show I’ve ever seen. Just him and Smoky every now and then. Great show.

My hat’s still dirty. One wash was useless. Jenn wants to pretreat and try again. I think I’ll let her.

Monday, August 19th, 2002

Bling Bling

Monday, August 19th, 2002

Extreme PB&J

Super Mario Brothers: Hit 80s video game or subtle communist propaganda campaign?

Monday, August 19th, 2002

Davezilla brought this link to the world’s attention.

pixeltheory4invisibilitytime Yahoo Group. What is this?

I invented invisibility and holodeck technology!Both are the same thing.Both require 3-Dimensional imaging.One is the inverse form of the other.This club is a continuation of my club in the science category listed as,I Invented Invisibility.This new club deals with my ponderings,and ramifications of my work in,as of yet,unforeseen applications to physics as a whole.For instance,time is invisible,a non-demensional point is invisible,and the imaginary number line and all of its constituant imaginary numbers are all invisible.My PIXEL THEORY starts from these foundations and covers many areas,from time-travel to virtual reality,from portals to higher-demensions,from television to artifical parallel realities,from the classical Greek view of a point,to my infinately fractal/complex view of a point that still keeps in line with the stated "three requirements"of the classical point.My theories tie up loose ends at the end of the knowledge schools of Quantum and Relativity.I replace "superstri
Wow! I gotta get me some of that! And what an elite group, only two members!

A Love Story

Big Ass Diamonds

Monday, August 19th, 2002

Buy this PC a beer! This week the PC celebrated its 21st birthday. Well, this week being last week. And PC being the IBM PC.

NASA is now going to attempt to read your mind as you walk through an airport screener.

NASA wants to use “noninvasive neuro-electric sensors,” imbedded in gates, to collect tiny electric signals that all brains and hearts transmit. Computers would apply statistical algorithms to correlate physiologic patterns with computerized data on travel routines, criminal background and credit information from “hundreds to thousands of data sources,” NASA documents say.

Um…. okay. Uh, isn’t this just like getting an MRI or something to that effect? And, well, maybe this thing will just go “hey, that brain’s nervous, GET IT!” and all those people who have a fear of flying will be in big trouble. I don’t know. Oh well. NASA barely has enough money to keep our space program running let alone start scanning our brains for evil thoughts.

Mmmmmmm…. Asia Argento….

Sunday, August 18th, 2002

Jenn just laughed all evil like at the thought of killing my hat. *sniff*

Sunday, August 18th, 2002

This must be the best day EVER for Jenn. Two reasons. One, we’re going to see her secret husband tonight, Beck. Yeah, she loves him lots. A whole hell of a lot. More than she loves me.

But, the second reason this is her best day ever is currently in progress.

We are washing my hat.

Those of you that have known me over the past few years understand what a monumentous occasion this is. I have owned this hat for 4+ years and never washed it. This is the same hat I wore every day, 7 days a week, for 2-3 years straight. Yes, this hat is filthy.

How filthy? I rubbed a napkin across it and it came away black. I was speaking with my friend Adrienne one day and some how it came up how I washed my hair every day and her response was, “and then you put that filthy hat on it,” or something to that effect. My brother Art wore a hat similar to it one Holloween just to look like me, only everyone commented on how false he looked because his hat was clean.

It used to be pale green, now it’s olive.

This hat is dirty.

And now it shall be clean.

I think the dirt is the only thing holding it together. Wish it luck.

You can see the hat (kinda) here and here

Saturday, August 17th, 2002

J~ Can Rant

I’m tired. I haven’t been on the internet this long in one sitting in a very long time. Why am I here? Well, I’m bored and I don’t feel like watching television. I will be getting off shortly as Jenn will be here and we’ll probably watch something for a bit and fall asleep. That sounds fun.

For some reason I’ve been in a reasonably good mood as of late, either the meds are finally kicking in (have I mentioned those before?) or things aren’t as bad as they used to be, though, I can’t think of anything’s that changed except my new car and a slight pay raise (wait, those are pretty big changes), so the latter doesn’t seem feasible and the former just doesn’t sound right either. I think I’m getting out more, though I’m not sure, it doesn’t feel like it overall.

Perhaps tomorrow I’ll be down again and it will be just like old times.

I spoke with Jac today about the events of September 11th and the aftermath and I didn’t realize how much the whole thing bothers me. Not the attacks themselves, but our reaction afterwards. The knee jerk laws and bills, the actions taken by the administration, Congress, the military, the American people. I’m too tired to go into specifics. Let’s just say I’m glad I’m only a quarter Lebanese and it’s hard to tell, otherwise I’m fairly certain my life would have sucked more.


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