Bush43 #3
“Sidekick”
by Jason S. Kenney
http://www.artificecomics.cjb.net
But everyone still ignored me. Maybe it was my sexiness. Maybe it was the mask. Maybe it was that I was really up against some lame ass villains with really lame ass names and lame ass powers that they thought only a lame ass “hero” would bother with them.The third epoch making “Bush43″ issue arrives - introducing a sidekick you can’t vote to have killed and a whole legion of second rate supervillains.Sigh.
Toss on top of that the fact that someone out there knew my name, my REAL name, and we had a whole ball of confusion and stuff just pushing itself down on my shoulders.
Happy and Sad. Whoever the hell they were, I wanted nothing to do with them. But they knew my name, which means their employer probably knew my name. And, hell, they said the name often enough that Mysteria probably knows it and anyone within earshot knows it too. Yeah, sure there are plenty of Carter’s in the phone book, but now it’s narrowed down.
There was a little satisfaction in that I was not alone. They seemed to know Mysteria’s real name too.
And now I had a feeling that I did too.
But I’m good with secrets, you’re not going to hear this one from me. I know first hand how important this whole secret identity thing is, I’d be a hypocrite to leap out and scream her real name from the hilltops.
Same Bush-time, same-Bush channel only at AC. 
