Buy Bush a Playstation 2 He’s even getting a copy of Conflict: Desert Storm. SWEET!

The Death of the Internet

GO-BOTS!!!!!!!

Remember how I bitched about nutcases thinking the Administration assassinated Paul Wellstone? Well, it seems Ted Rall thinks there may be something to it. Why? Well, because the internet’s abuzz! Oh, well, hell, then I guess it’s true.

Look, everyone knows you can’t win a race against a dead man. Ashcroft lost to Mel Carnahan, who died in a plane crash a few weeks before election 2000, and the seat was then given to Carnahan’s wife. If Wellstone is kept on the ballot, he’d win. And then Jesse Ventura would have to appoint someone to take his place. Do you think the Republican’s would rely on Ventura maybe putting a Republican in his place? And say Mondale runs (which is a given by now). Democrats are going to win. It’s Walter Mondale, for God’s sake, the man’s a legend in Minnesota and there’s no way you can beat him in a week.

So not only is this assassination plot bullshit, but it’s completely not feasible.

Dumbasses.

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Don’t I feel stupid… If you look up “Cheif Moose” at Yahoo, J’s Notes is number 4. I need to learn how to spell check after myself.

Democratic Senator to be Assassinated Soon.

Within months, one of a selected group of democratic Senators, likely from a state with a Republican Governor, will meet an untimely death. The death will appear to be either a plane ?accident? or by ?natural causes,? - Whichever is most easily accomplished. The reality will in fact be that the Senator was one of a group of several Senators (Narrowed down into a group of ?Selects?) targeted for assassination and was the one who was in the right place at the right time for the most convenient and clean “hit.?

You will see, within in the coming months, for absolutely certainty, the untimely death of at least one Democratic Senator, to “rebalance the scale”. The private covert intelligence groups behind George Bush Sr. are extraordinarily well funded with petrochemical billions. They are deadly, work completely autonomously, in a terrorist formation identical to a terrorist organization, and are absolutely religiously dedicated to accomplishing their objectives. They will not rest until the Senate is under the control once again of the darkest force ever to seize control of the American Empire - The clandestine industrial / military / intelligence triad who is currently represented by George Bush Jr.

But this was written back in May of 2001 so not only can we say it’s bullshit from the audacity and assinine content, but we now have history on our side.

But that doesn’t stop the morons…

wellstone’s death a blessing

for those of you who still believe there anything but greed running this country, enjoy grazing or being processed while what is left of your brain is turned to mush by pure propaganda.

Know this…..the same small group that had Ron Brown killed, did in Senator Wellsone also. Nothing personal, he was in the way of the greater greed.

Mr.Brown was in the way of Enron as were the offshore bankers traveling with him. The plane was sabotaged by unknown persons.

Anthrax directed at the democrats was supposed to bring into line the honest few who couldn’t be bought. Now Airforce 1 and 2 as well as all congressional aircraft are controlled and maintained by the same private company that maintained the craft that Mr. Brown died in.

200 types of aircraft have hi-tech upgrades and repairs and “tuneups” done by the same company.

Their radar experts were on duty at the Naval Surface Warfare Command Center the night TWA800 went down. Now they control all data there. Among the dead was the senior systems engineer for the NSWCC.

Their radar experts were on duty at Andrew’s AFB on 9-11. Now they have complete control of Andrews.

Their security experts were on duty when 2 us embassies were blown up. Now in addition to that they do much more, like guarding the installed leader of afghanistan and erasing opposition in Timor E and W, and bosnia.

Their software experts “lost” $60 billion of HUD’s money the same year the Murrah Federal building blew up. They still crunch data for HUD. All the archives needed for an audit were blown up as well as the archivists.

They won an EPA superfund contract to cleanup the site where the defoliant

agent orange was stored. It’s standing as a Hazardous substance then became moot as the medical records of VietNam Veterans exposed to it were blown up along with many loved ones and the warren commisson files. Now they are paid to dump it on central and South America.

They won a contract from EPA to determine the output effiency of the nations power plants. They had a contract to calibrate the test equipment.

And on and on and on and on….

People piss me off.

FightCloud is a group of artists that offer their CDs for free if you pay shipping and handling. This provides them exposure and you a good taste in music. I might have to look into this a bit more…

Jason Kenney is…

Jason Kenney is surely one of the brightest mps in the house of commons and a man who just creams his feckless opponents when the votes are

Jason Kenney is in toronto

Jason Kenney is one of our country’s most dedicated advocates for fiscal responsibility

Jason Kenney is former president of canadian taxpayers federation

Jason Kenney is just one of the new faces that entered the halls of the monmouth zippers with a goal to teach mathematics and computers to the high school

Jason Kenney is appalled that two of the incidents took place on university campuses

Jason Kenney is keen to downplay ontario tory disaffection

Jason Kenney is a tasty

Jason Kenney is proposing huge tax breaks for the celibate

Jason Kenney is now heading up a campaign to get ontario tories to pressure their federal leader into making some kind of deal with reform

Jason Kenney is getting tired of having his politics defined by his social views

Jason Kenney is my bitch and those

Jason Kenney is currently acting on his behalf during the election campaign

Jason Kenney is there today to talk about high unemployment and

Jason Kenney is scheduled to present his motion re census release

Jason Kenney is the member of parliament for the riding of calgary southeast

Jason Kenney is neither a legal expert nor the final say on much of anything

I’m obviously Canadian among other things. Most of these results deal with Jason Kenney of the Canadian Parliament and he looks nothing like me. Pity for him, I suppose.

NapTime is weird.

This Sucks was supposed to go live around March of 2000. Guess it didn’t.

Then there’s World Domination

(yes, I’m just typing in various names and looking at what pops up)

And did you know that if you search for “hamster panties” on Google that you’ll actually get some results?

Russian special forces raided the theater and freed the hostages held by Chechen rebels today. I just hope it’s not a repeat of the situation at the Japenese embassy in Peru from a few years back where the police and military shot unarmed people during the raid. Glad it’s over, though.

Christina Aguilera has some sort of identity crisis in this week’s Rolling Stone. By the looks of the cover she’s a whore. But is she still trying to be some sort of diva or pop princess or what? And the biggest problem is, who the hell is she trying to market her crap to? Little girls? Dressed like that? And frat boys sure as hell aren’t buying her albums because they like her vocal range. Hell, they aren’t even buying her albums! They’re just finding these kind of pics.

And when the hell did Maxim take over Rolling Stone?

Tom Petty’s a God and not just because he’s an excellent musician but because this man has a great insight on what’s wrong with music today.

New Animation! The Shaun and Jason Show by Jason My bro Shaun seems to think we should get a television show together…

I need to figure out what’s making my page take forever to load and destroy it so J’s Notes can be all sleek and smooth. It’s either the counter or the tag-board, I think. Or maybe the comments. Hell, it could be the server for all I know (man, I wish I had my own webspace and domain *hint*hint*). Oh well, I’ll look into it.

Are you tired?

The Official Chief Moose Fan Page

Guess what this plate really says….

Opera Baby

Gumshoe Detective Agency

Redberger Wow, nice site…

The gun is a match… So the two guys arrested are now definately “suspects” and soon to be charged. I appreciate that the police have not named the 17 year old and I’m pissed that the press had screamed his name from the hill tops. There’s a reason we don’t name under age suspects until they are charged as either adults or juveniles. Oh well. I hope this is the end.

Song after sniper news offends fans Seems John Boy and Billy played Queen’s “Another Bites the Dust” after Tuesday’s shooting. Morons.