Archive for April, 2003

Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

Time to quit Bloging When Geraldo shows up you know to find the exit.

And if it wasn’t for Page I’d never get laid. Or know where to go to get some. Yes, the place to be is Baghdad!

Iraqi prostitutes back on the streets after Saddam

Um Jenan used to wear gold jewellery, tight jeans and see-through blouses to attract VIP clients to her apartment in Baghdad — until the masked men in black packed her into a minibus and drove her away.

When they laid out her body in front of her home the next day, she was dressed in loose-fitting sweat pants and a T-shirt. A banner on the wall above said “God is greatest!.”

Beside her lay her severed head.

“I couldn’t stop looking at her,” said Ali Waad, who was 11 when Um Jenan was murdered by a death squad loyal to Saddam Hussein in 1999. “Other boys burst out crying, but I just stood there staring at the head.”

Such was the brutal justice meted out to prostitutes under the rule of Saddam, driving the world’s oldest profession deep underground in recent years.

Well, unless they slept with his sons. Then they were okay and got to stay in nice cottages on the palace grounds.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

SENATE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION reaffirming the state of hawaii’s commitment to civil liberties and the bill of rights.

WHEREAS, the Hawaii State Legislature is committed to upholding the United States Constitution and its Bill of Rights, and the Hawaii State Constitution and its Bill of Rights (Article I, Sections 1-22); and

WHEREAS, the State of Hawaii has a distinguished history of safeguarding the freedoms of its residents; and

WHEREAS, the State of Hawaii is comprised of a diverse and multi-ethnic population, and has experienced first hand the value of immigration to the American way of life; and

WHEREAS, the residents of Hawaii during World War II experienced first hand the dangers of unbalanced pursuit of security without appropriate checks and balances for the protection of basic liberties; and

WHEREAS, the recent adoption of the USA Patriot Act and several executive orders may unconstitutionally authorize the federal government to infringe upon fundamental liberties in violation of due process, the right to privacy, the right to counsel, protection against unreasonable searches and seizures, and basic First Amendment freedoms, all of which are guaranteed by the Constitutions of Hawaii and the United States; and

WHEREAS, the citizens of Hawaii are concerned that the actions of the Attorney General of the United States and the United States Justice Department pose significant threats to Constitutional protections; now, therefore,

BE IT RESOLVED by the Senate of the Twenty-Second Legislature of the State of Hawaii, Regular Session of 2003, the House of Representatives concurring, that the State of Hawaii urges its Congressional delegation to work to repeal any sections of the USA Patriot Act or recent executive orders that limit or violate fundamental rights and liberties protected by the Constitutions of Hawaii and the United States; and

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that to the extent legally possible, no state resources ? including law enforcement funds and educational administrative resources ? may be used for unconstitutional activities, including but not limited to the following under the USA Patriot Act:

(1) Monitoring political and religious gatherings exercising their First Amendment Rights;

(2) Obtaining library records, bookstore records, and website activities without proper authorization and without notification;

(3) Issuing subpoenas through the United States Attorney’s Office without a court’s approval or knowledge;

(4) Requesting nonconsensual releases of student and faculty records from public schools and institutions of higher learning; and

(5) Eavesdropping on confidential communications between lawyers and their clients.

BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that certified copies of this Concurrent Resolution be transmitted to Hawaii’s delegation in the United States Congress.
Go, Hawaii!

“Watching Fox News Channel is like visiting a cult.”

Iraqis target Gen. Franks for war crimes trial

Iraqi civilians are preparing a complaint to present in court in Belgium accusing allied commander Gen. Tommy Franks and other U.S. military officials of war crimes in Iraq, according to the attorney representing the plaintiffs.

The complaint will state that coalition forces are responsible for the indiscriminate killing of Iraqi civilians, the bombing of a marketplace in Baghdad, the shooting of an ambulance, and failure to prevent the mass looting of hospitals, said Jan Fermon, a Brussels-based lawyer. He is representing about 10 Iraqis who say they were victims of or eyewitnesses to atrocities committed during Operation Iraqi Freedom.

Uh…. Okay.

Tuesday, April 29th, 2003

Humor of the Year LaRouche in 2004 I thought he was still in jail.

More later, folks.

Monday, April 28th, 2003

The Official Bruce Campbell Sound Library SWEET!

Monday, April 28th, 2003

One Pixel Per Meter This is pretty sweet.

Beck has a journal! And so begins Jenn’s descent into the world wide web…

at dinner we ate strange oysters, of which I am a recent convert. I’ve grown to enjoy the brine. the moon was upside down over the ocean (southern hemisphere–even the water goes down the drain backwards).
Bush May Be a Write-In On More Than One State Ballot

First came the news that officials in Alabama may have to put President Bush on the ballot as a write-in candidate. It turns out Alabama isn’t the only state scrambling to figure out what it needs to do to ensure that the president’s name will appear on the state ballot next year.

The GOP’s unusually late nominating convention — it does not begin until Aug. 30 — is the problem. Bush is not scheduled to accept his party’s nomination until Sept. 2, 2004. That falls after the deadline for certifying presidential candidates not only in Alabama, but also in California, the District of Columbia and West Virginia. There are bills in the Alabama legislature to move its deadline from Aug. 31 to Sept. 5. But if, for some reason, they don’t pass, the president would be forced to run there as a write-in candidate.

In other states, along with the District, the situation is a bit more murky. The D.C. City Council will need to change its Sept. 1 deadline to accommodate the convention, said Alice Miller, executive director of the Board of Elections and Ethics. She declined to speculate on what might happen if that deadline isn’t changed. Cindy Smith, an elections official in West Virginia, can probably sympathize. Her state requires candidates to file by Aug. 31. Smith said she does not know of any effort to move that deadline — and is unsure of what might happen if the president misses it.

But the biggest question may be in California, where election officials plan to begin printing about 15 million ballots almost immediately after its Aug. 26 deadline — and begin mailing its absentee ballots Sept. 3. A spokeswoman for the secretary of state said she did not know of any effort to move the deadline or how the state might accommodate the Republicans. “It’s not clear at this point,” Terri Carbaugh said. “It certainly poses a dilemma.”

I’m sure the Republicans will just say “Bush has got it, just put him on.” Or most states will just assume. Its not like anyone’s running against him for the nomination.

France briefed Iraq on war: report

FRANCE gave Saddam Hussein’s regime regular reports on its dealings with US officials, The Sunday Times reported, quoting files it had found in the wreckage of the Iraqi foreign ministry.

The conservative British weekly said the information kept Saddam abreast of every development in US planning and may have helped him to prepare for war.

One report warned of a US “attempt to involve Iraq with terrorism” as “cover for an attack on Iraq”, according to The Sunday Times.

Another, dated September 25, 2001, from Naji Sabri, the Iraqi foreign minister, to Saddam’s palace, was based on a briefing from the French ambassador in Baghdad and covered talks between presidents Jacques Chirac and US President George W Bush.

Chirac was said to have been told that the US was “100 per cent certain Osama bin Laden was behind the September 11 attacks and that the answer of the United States would be decisive”.

Uh… I really hope this isn’t true, for France’s sake.

FoxNews has more, of course.

US Forces Make Iraqis Strip and Walk Naked in Public

The commanding army officer at the scene, First Lieutenant Eric Canaday, confirmed his men had stripped the Iraqis. He said he had been having trouble with young Iraqi men trying to steal light weapons being stored in the park.

He claimed he got the idea to strip them from people in the neighborhood.

“They gave us the idea so we took their clothes and burned them and then we pushed them out with thief written on them,” Canaday was quoted as telling the journalists. He confirmed their clothes had been set on fire with gasoline.

“It has actually been pretty successful,” he said, claiming that as many as 100 people had been trying to steal the weapons, including Kalashnikov rifles, which are being stored to eventually re-arm Iraq’s security services.

“It’s not as bad as it seems,” a laughing Canaday was quoted as saying, “we only do it to the people who are stealing weapons.”

Uh huh. I really don’t think this is the best way for us to be acting over there.

The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual EnlightenmentIt’s not the book that’s great. It’s the reviews.

Though, the best comments aren’t on Amazon. They’re on Chris Locke’s site:

Fun With New Age Fuckheads, Part 1

For your viewing pleasure, all the 1-star reviews of Eckhart Tolle’s The Power of Now: A Guide to Spiritual Enlightenment. Actually, I was a little disappointed in these, as none is even close to expressing the venom this book so richly deserves. Of course, wishing to preserve what little is left of my sanity, I didn’t actually read the fucking thing. I would, however, love to piss on Mr. Tolle from a great height. Heads up, motherfucker, here it comes!
Now I want to read this book, just to join in the rage.

Though, to be fair (I guess), while there are 12 one star reviews, there are 233 five star reviews. I think Oprah mentioned it, so take that as you will…

Sunday, April 27th, 2003

DC First

Let’s Free DC

THE ONLY AMERICANS DENIED REPRESENTATION IN CONGRESS:
  • Convicted Felons
  • Children
  • The 572,000 District of Columbia residents
  • Interesting…

    That the residents of our nation’s capital can’t get representation in Congress is appaling. I mean, hell, we went to war with England over this kind of stuff. The whole point of a representative democracy is that the people are supposed to have a voice helping decide the laws for them, and DC is denied that beyond a person standing in the wings saying “Hey, hey, hey!” and being ignored by everyone else. DC deserves representation. If you’re against granting it statehood, then let’s go Constitutional amenement to include DC without making it a state. Do something or don’t expect these people to keep paying their taxes.

    Sunday, April 27th, 2003

    Webgeek Olympics!

    Sunday, April 27th, 2003

    The scarriest stuff on the web: Pro-Ana sites flip my shit out. Thing is, a lot of these folks justify it as extreme bodymod crap. Which is inane because, well, YOU’RE STARVING YOURSELF TO DEATH AND SAYING IT’S OKAY FOR OTHER GIRLS TO DO THE SAME THING BECAUSE UNGODLY THIN IS BEAUTIFUL! Jesus Christ on a cracker, folks (which has too many calories for these folks to enjoy), think about what the hell you’re doing and quit telling people it’s okay to kill themselves because they have some sick idea of what is attractive. If I liked skeletons I’d dig one up, thank you very much.

    Ana’s Underground Grotto

    Anorexic Adict (and her links and tasty recipies)

    Project Shapeshift

    Sunday, April 27th, 2003

    Error 404 from the Iraqi Information Minister

    Pimping the Poor

    Sunday, April 27th, 2003

    Arrested State of Decay - April 30th Ampersand Project

    All things are going old, dying, passing into nothingness. Memories keep them young, fresh. Memories keep our idols on their pedestals, our heroes at their peek, our loved ones healthy and young and innocent and pure. Our memories halt this progression of time, ignore the failings and fallings of these things, these people, as they age like everything must, as they grow weak and tired.

    All things are aging and decaying. All things are remembered at some point of that decay, whether by photograph or recolection. Every day we halt another object somewhere along the path it is taking to nothingness. Every day we add to the archive of memories, moments of an object’s lifespan, a slice of what it was or will be only to remember as it currently is.

    The above is some sort of attempt at writing for The Ampersand Project. I’m not trying to be deep or a poet or anything like that. I am simply stating something of what ‘Arrested State of Decay’ is. So there.

    Sunday, April 27th, 2003

    Hats for Clowns

    Sunday, April 27th, 2003

    Girls Eating Sandwhiches

    Friday, April 25th, 2003

    Friday Five

    1. What was the last TV show you watched? Insomniac with Dave Atell. I was gonna watch the Daily Show but I was too tired.

    2. What was the last thing you complained about and what was the problem? I complained about being tired.

    3. Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Jenn and I said she was lovely.

    4. What was the last thing you threw away? Yesterday’s newspaper.

    5. What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? Keep Trying (Mike Sanders hasn’t returned from his Passover blog break yet. Drats.)

    Friday, April 25th, 2003

    I usually believe in the inherent goodness of mankind. I find that I am usually doubting that belief.

    Prince William Father Fatally Shoots Three Sons and Himself

    Robin C. Edwards had arranged with his boss to take Wednesday off, saying he needed to tend to some personal business. That morning, the 37-year-old father retrieved his three young boys from a babysitter, took them to his small home in rural Prince William County and executed them one by one with a shotgun before killing himself, authorities said.

    Prince William County police found the bodies of Bradley, 9, Ryan, 7, and Kyle, 5, in a bedroom at Edwards’s Greenwich Road home after the boys’ frantic mother, who had moved out of the home, called police after a fruitless search for her children. Officers then found Edwards in the home’s second bedroom.

    Authorities said yesterday that the violence came without warning and emanated from domestic problems that became serious only recently. Police said they had never been called to the Edwards home for a domestic violence call or any other criminal matter.

    What is it exactly that drives one to murder their own children? It certainly is not a natural impulse. And I’m sure the breaking point varies for each individual, but what must go wrong in your life before you decide it’s better to kill your children and then yourself than to just let everyone live or just kill yourself? While I don’t take joy in it, suicide is something I don’t have so much of a problem with. It’s an unfortunate personal decision usually made in haste and in a state of mental incapacity, but why must so many people take others with them?

    Sniper Case Triggerman Need Not Be Named

    Prosecutors do not have to tell defense attorneys whether they believe John Allen Muhammad or his alleged co-conspirator, Lee Boyd Malvo, fired the shot that killed a man pumping gas in Prince William County during the sniper shootings in October, a judge ruled yesterday.

    In making that ruling, Circuit Judge LeRoy F. Millette Jr. left open the possibility that prosecutors would not have to prove who actually pulled the trigger to get a death penalty conviction for Muhammad. Instead, prosecutors will have to prove that he was “a principal in the first degree,” the judge said, using a well-established legal term in Virginia case law.

    Muhammad’s attorneys argued that if Malvo or someone else pulled the trigger, their client should not be facing the death penalty.

    This is almost up there with the conviction of the two boys for murdering their father after prosecutors failed in a trial to convict someone else of the same thing. You can’t try two people at once for killing the same person. They both didn’t shoot him, ONE pulled the tirgger, the other aided in the attempt. ONE person committed murder, the other is an accomplace. You can’t try both for murder. That’s a miscarrage of justice.

    On a less serious note…

    Blair’s secret war meetings with Clinton

    Tony Blair took repeated secret advice from the former American president Bill Clinton on how to unlock the diplomatic impasse between Europe and the US in the build-up to the war on Iraq, the Guardian can reveal.

    In the crucial weekend before to the final breakdown of diplomacy in March, Mr Clinton was a guest of Mr Blair’s at Chequers where the pair discussed the crisis.

    Mr Blair was battling to persuade the Chilean president Ricardo Lagos - a key figure on the security council - to back a second UN resolution setting a new deadline for Saddam to cooperate fully with the UN or face military action.

    Three days after his Chequers meeting, Mr Clinton made a rare public appeal to his successor, George Bush, to give the UN weapons inspectors more time.

    Mr Blair and Mr Clinton met at least three times to discuss the war, underlining the extent to which Mr Blair rates Mr Clinton’s analytical powers, despite the bond of trust he has also formed with the Republican White House.

    Wait, wait, wait. Blair had a super secret League of Leaders meeting with the Evil Clin-Ton? GASP! Next thing you know we’ll find out he called his mother about the best way to cook pork chops!

    Mmmmm….. kitty litter cake!

    The Atlantic Monthly’s April issue has a great article on the mind of George W. Bush

    George W. Bush, No. 43, is not an easy man to write about. He is not contradictory, not flamboyant, and not well-spoken. He thus deprives reporters, as he will deprive historians, of three of the handles—conflict, gestures, words—they automatically reach for to describe their subjects. It is possible, though, to figure out how Bush makes decisions. Nothing reveals a man’s mind, especially the mind of a man who is not articulate, better than the decisions he makes. Here his very consistency helps. To write this article I talked to insiders and outsiders, higher-ups and lower-downs, who have known him in a variety of circumstances: in Texas and in Washington, in business and in government. Their collective portrait was not of a Jekyll and Hyde sort; by and large everything they said fit together. Even when, in my view, almost all of them were mistaken in their reading of the man, they were mistaken in the same way. The picture of Bush deciding is as close as we can easily come to Bush’s mind.
    It’s actually a very interesting insight. Not sure how someone who really doesn’t support him takes the article, but I think it’s well worth reading.

    New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq

    Fox executives Monday unveiled their latest reality-TV venture, Appointed By America, a new series in which contestants vie for the top spot in Iraq’s post-war government.

    “Get ready, America, because you’re about to choose the man—or woman—who will lead Iraq into an exciting democratic future,” said Fox reality-programming chief Mike Darnell, introducing the show at a press conference. “Will it be Ahmed Chalabi, leader of the exiled Iraqi National Congress? Or General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces? Or maybe Roshumba Williams, the Macon, GA, waitress with big dreams and an even bigger voice? Tune in Tuesdays at 9 to see.”

    Describing the new show as “American Idol meets the reconstruction of Afghanistan,” Darnell said Appointed By America will feature contestants squaring off in a variety of challenges, including a democracy quiz, a talent competition, and nation-building activities that will demonstrate their ability to lead a bombed-out, war-ravaged Mideast country.

    I wouldn’t be surprized…

    Friday, April 25th, 2003

    Friday Five

    1. What was the last TV show you watched? Insomniac with Dave Atell. I was gonna watch the Daily Show but I was too tired.

    2. What was the last thing you complained about and what was the problem? I complained about being tired.

    3. Who was the last person you complimented and what did you say? Jenn and I said she was lovely.

    4. What was the last thing you threw away? Yesterday’s newspaper.

    5. What was the last website (besides this one) that you visited? Keep Trying (Mike Sanders hasn’t returned from his Passover blog break yet. Drats.)