1. Who is your favorite celebrity? Nicole Kidman. Mmmmm……
2. Who is your least favorite? Whoever is currently seeing Nicole Kidman, that bastard.
3. Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life? Uh, yeah, but I don’t recall who. Dan Bern, the guy ‘Born on the 4th of July’ was about, um… crap, I’ve met other folks. Really.
4. Would you want to be famous? Why or why not? Sure. The money would be good, but only because it would allow me to do things that I can’t do broke, like help lots of folks. And the popularity would help for that as well. It’s easier to promote a cause when folks know ya.
5. If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why? Whoever Nicole Kidman is currently seeing. Because she’s hot.
