How 2 Be Uh Thug This guy’s been stealing my moves.

When I was a kid I wanted to be hard core. I wanted to be a thug. I wanted people to see me and run, and not in the way they do now. I wanted to strike fear in the hearts of other guys so they would think I could kick their ass and have sex with their sister.

I’ve already talked about fighting, but now I’m teaching you how to act the part. Sure, this might piss off your parents, but isn’t that what life’s all about? FECK YOU MOMMY AND DADDY! I’m a big boy now!

The McDonalds nutrition calculator is actually pretty frightening. My super sized McChicken meal looks like this:


 
Total: 1470 52 9 45 1270 238 10 23
% Daily Value**: - 81 47 15 53 79 39 -
 
Why don’t they tell you the calories percentage?

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