Archive for May, 2003

Friday, May 16th, 2003

Stop the FCC

On June 2, the Federal Communications Commission intends to lift restrictions on media ownership that could allow your local newspaper, cable provider, radio stations, and TV channels all to be owned by one company. The result could be the disappearance of the checks and balances provided by a competitive media marketplace — and huge cutbacks in local news and reporting. Good, balanced information is the basis for our democracy. That’s why we’re asking that:

“Congress and the FCC should stop media deregulation and work to make the media diverse, competitive, balanced, and fair.”

Go do this now.

Friday, May 16th, 2003

In a fit of inspiration I’ve finally decided to try and get Wildfire off the ground. Now, those that have known me a few years have probably heard about this at one time or another. I’m a comic dork, and in my comic dorkness I’ve been scheming a comic universe full of neat stuff and what not. Over the last five years or so I’ve taken to developing a timeline of this faux universe and developing some sort of business plan and now I think it’s good enough to get the ball rolling. I’ve contacted a few pals and hopefully we’ll see something by the end of the year (taking my time to ensure everything’s set).

But, an unexpected development of this is a discussion with Jericho about another big project that is quite possible in the near future. Details are being worked out still, but if all goes well you will definately hear more about it.

Thursday, May 15th, 2003

Support the Freedom to Read!

With the passage of the USA PATRIOT Act, the FBI gained the power to search your library and book-buying records without probable cause of any crime or intent to commit a crime. Furthermore, librarians and others who are required to turn over records are not allowed to say that the search has occurred or that records were given to the government.

This means that average Americans could have their privacy violated wholesale without justification or proper judicial oversight. Questions from Members of Congress to the Department of Justice about the use of this power have gone unanswered or have received a superficial response.

In response to these un-American and dangerous powers, Rep. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) has proposed the “Freedom to Read Protection Act” (HR. 1157). This act would restrict the key provision of the USA PATRIOT Act — by exempting libraries and bookstores from the laws that allow the FBI to conduct these searches of personal records.

Here here! And this is only the beginning of efforts to overturn the Patriot Act bit by bit.

Thursday, May 15th, 2003

Yesterday my cat decided it’d be nice to walk across the driveway right after it had been refinished. She’s not the brightest cat in the world. “My, this is sticky. Oh well…” Now she has tar stuck to her paws and she keeps twitching her legs like there’s something stuck to her feet. Cause, well, there is. Sigh. The vet says it’s not poisonous or anything so we don’t have to worry about her dying, but it’s kinda pathetic to see this white cat walking around with black paws that she kicks every now and then as she walks.

On another note, having trouble wiping your ass? This might help:

Wednesday, May 14th, 2003

Horrific venereal disease strikes African baboons

A horrific venereal disease is preying on baboons in eastern Africa. An estimated 200 animals have been infected and scientists are scrambling to identify the mystery microbe that is attacking them.

The disease targets the reproductive organs of the primate. The consequences for male baboons are particularly gruesome, says Elibariki Mtui, of the African Wildlife Foundation in Arusha, Tanzania. “The genitals kind of rot away, then they just drop off,” he told New Scientist.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2003

A spam by any other name:

Dear Sir,

I have made this contact to you with the hope that you can help me out in this my dilemma / problem. I was the personal aide to the Iraqi minister of education and research. Dr Abd Al-khaliq Gafar. That died in the war. Before the war, we had traveled to France to negotiate a contract payment deal on behalf of the Iraqi government on procurement and payment of educational materials and components for the ministry, which entailed him to pay off our customers by cash for onward delivery of the goods via Turkey. Because of international / UN monetary restrictions /sanction on Iraqi. Since our entire operating bank accounts had been frozen.

In gust of this he had cleverly diverted this sum ($28.5m) for himself and secured it properly with a security vault in Spain for safekeeping. As he had kept these documents in hidden and secret with my knowledge. Now that he is Dead and I was able to escape to Egypt for safety on political asylum with this document with me now. Hence I am left with these problems of how to recover and collect this fund for re-invest in a viable venture in your country with your assistance and cooperation. Because of oblivious traveling restricts and sanctions as an Iraqi.

I would really want us to do this deal together if only you can be trusted with this information and project. For more details do reach me via my direct email : mustapha_el@mail2guard.com for further instructions and details. I most remind you that my entire life depends on this fund so please do not relay this top secret to a third party if you are not interested.

I await you immediate response.

Remain Blessed.

Regards

El - Mustapha .

Thanks, El, but I’m afraid I’m a little tied up with some sort of transaction with a few Nigerian folks. Maybe once I’m done helping them out I might be able to assist you.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2003

DopeWars Multiplayer drug dealing.

Tuesday, May 13th, 2003

A short history of the National Enquirer

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Monday, May 12th, 2003

Back in high school I wrote a few stories about the adventures of J-Man. My friend Matt found one not too long ago and returned it to me. I share it here:

The Devil Versus J-Man

Once upon a time, there was a house. And in this house lived a man. A big, tall, strong, handsome man who got all of the chicks and was the envy of all of his male associates (and the subject of many fan clubs and conventions). Let?s call him J-Man, a most happinin’ fellow who was jovial and kind to almost everything. Almost. One day, while on his daily 100k jog, J-Man came across a mean, vicious being with horns and bit pointy teeth and a tail that swayed to and fro, fanning the flames around itself from which it was born. “Hey, Scott!” said J-Man, waiving to the beast. “I challenge your inherent greatness, J-God,” bellowed Old Scratch, pointing a crooked finger (which, by no small means, was not the only thing crooked about this creature). J-Man laughed and laughed and laughed. “You dare mock me?” screamed the Lord of the Flies, gripping his pitchfork tighter. The ground shook at the beast’s whimper of a growl, only fueling the joyous romp from J-Man, who continued to howl with giggles. “Your tricks,” gasped J-Man between breaths, “are so weak. Damn, Scott, you suck!” And it was this remark that angered Lucifer so, for the trees themselves began to shake with laughter. “SILENCE!” stated the devil, scorching the trees with hellfire, silencing them forever. “Now, insolent one who is always right, for Republicans are God’s soldiers. I will enact my pitiful attempt to dethrone you from greatness.” And pitiful it was, for soon the beast was yelping like a little puppy whose tail had just been caught under a rocker. J-Man’s strike was sure and true, striking treasure in the beast’s jewels. But soon J-Man realized the folly of that strike for it did nothing but turn the monster on! Horrified by this change of events and the coming gayness, J-Man willed the moon itself to crash in upon the beast before it was too late?.

Around the world, children dream. Children play with children toys and children games. Babies sleep peacefully and parents happily come home to loving children all over the earth. Laughter and joy fill the air. But there is no join in one little part of this tiny rock in an ocean of space. Actually, lots of parts are royally displeased from the flooding and extremely high tides caused by the moon crashing into the world. But on in particular is sad because the devil, Old Scratch himself and all his Scottlyness, is DEAD!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! (Actually, they?re happen everywhere.)

The End.

I didn’t edit a thing, so if it sucks just tell yourself I’ve improved since then. It works for me.

Sunday, May 11th, 2003

Someone came across my website using AOLSearch, which isn’t unusual in and of itself. Lots of folks get here through search engines from all over.

But who the hell needs Cliff Notes for Starship Troopers? Look, read the book, it’s probably shorter than any Cliff Notes would be, if there were any, which there aren’t because, well, it’s not that hard a book to read and evaluate. Besides, it’s a damn good book and you’ll enjoy it, jackass.

Friday, May 9th, 2003

E-Bay feedback fun.

Friday, May 9th, 2003

Bush, Blair Nominated for Nobel Prize for Iraq War

A Norwegian parliamentarian nominated President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair for the Nobel Peace Prize on Thursday, praising them for winning the war in Iraq.

‘Sometimes it’s necessary to use a small and effective war to prevent a much more dangerous war in the future,’ Jan Simonsen, a right-wing independent in Norway’s parliament, told Reuters.

‘If nobody acted then Saddam Hussein could have produced weapons of mass destruction and, in five or 10 years, could have used them against Israel,’ he said.

An award to Bush and Blair would be a U-turn after the Nobel Committee awarded the 2002 prize to former U.S. President Jimmy Carter last October. At the time, the committee chairman called it a kick in the shins to Bush’s Iraq policies as Carter had been calling for a diplomatic solution.

Simonsen said the war had ‘made it possible to create democracy and respect for human rights in a country which for so many years has been ruled by one of the worst dictators in modern times.’

However, Geir Lundestad, the director of the Nobel Institute where the five-member committee meets, said Simonsen’s proposal would have to wait for the 2004 award because the deadline for nominations for 2003 passed on February 1.

Yeah, the 2003 award needs to go to Bono.

Ford Escape Hybrid The first SUV hybrid and it gets upwards of 35-40 miles per gallon. And, given Ford’s EXCELLENT reputation for their electronics in their cars, you can guarantee that this baby’s gonna make a new owner proud to be buying a newer and better car within two years.

We now have a prime target for pop-up ads. Brian Shuster decided to take out a patent on them and while I find that to be asinine, I say we punish him not only his gall but for all of the damn pop-ups we have to deal with. One blow a pop-up should keep us busy.

Thursday, May 8th, 2003

From the Sudanese Newspaper, Alittihad: (via Marduk’s Babylonian Musings)

Now, I’d like to think that this isn’t blaming Jews for SARS as a lot of folks are jumping up and down about, and more about just the Arab world’s view of Israel’s ‘invasion’. Furthermore, not even knowing the full slant of the paper, for all we know they’re saying the Arab world’s panic over Israel is inane, much like the world’s panic over SARS.

Hell, I don’t know what they’re really trying to say, but I seriously can’t see them blaming Jews for SARS. It’s rampant in China, for Christ’s sake.

Anyways, a search using ‘SARS Jews’ on Google brings up first and foremost a story of a Toronto Jewish couple dying of it.

Thursday, May 8th, 2003

Couple denied right to name child ‘Superman’

He may be the Man of Steel in the States but Superman doesn’t have much power in Sweden. At least not with the tax authority.

Aside from collecting taxes, the authority also oversees rules for names in the Scandinavian country. Officials have nixed the plan of a couple to name their baby Superman.

Mom says they wanted to name their boy David Rune Staalman Leisten. Staalman is Superman in Swedish.

Authorities say Superman isn’t a suitable name because it could lead to what’s termed discomfort. The couple hasn’t decided yet on an appeal.

And there’s no word on whether they’ve considered the name Clark Kent instead.

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003

Mike Sanders points to a Stanley Kurtz posting that he found via Meryl Yourish on the continuing thoughts of the self-centeredness of bloggers:

THE WORLD OF THE BLOGOSHERE

The blogosphere is usually filled with self-congratulation (often deserved) about its own innovations and advantages. But let me raise a problem. My column from last week, “The Libertarian Question,” evoked a tremendous response–far too many e-mails and blog comments to answer individually. There were some critiques by bloggers that might have been worth answering, had they been even minimally respectful instead of riddled with sophomoric insults.

I?ve learned through hard experience that when an otherwise intelligent e-mail contains a direct insult, it only brings trouble to reply. I try to hold to the same rule for blog critics, many of whom seem to spend more time crafting insults than arguments. In a given paragraph, the typical blog critique of my last article interspersed outright misrepresentation of my position with proclamations of amazement at my boundless stupidity.

The biting wit that works so well in the hands of a smart and basically fair-minded fellow like Instapundit is devolving into something shallow and mean-spirited in the blogoshere as a whole. Venom is no substitute, either for argument or for a good accounting of an opponent?s argument. It has come to serve as a way for bloggers to assure themselves that people who are not, say, libertarians, have no points worth listening to. And at some level, I think bloggers know that their insults actually protect them, by making their targets less likely to respond. After all, who wants to dignify this stuff with a reply. Insults are cowardice disguised as courage.

When the blogosphere gets this way (and it does pretty often), it shuts down debate.

The blogosphere offers a welcome antidote to the safety and blandness of the academy. But sometimes the failings of the blogosphere show why we developed those academic conventions of respect in the first place. Under the guise of rough and tumble frankness, the blogosphere risks turning into a society of like-minded partisans congratulating themselves on being smarter than all the idiots who see things differently. Cass Sunstein was wrong. Bloggers do read those who disagree with them. But often their way of responding only reinforces parochialism.

Which also leads back to the issues raised by Republic.com about how the internet isn’t truly helping democratize us but actually reinforcing the isolation and extremest sides of thought. People are only going to read, link to, hype, talk about what they want to and that’s generally what they already believe. Rarely do you find someone actually going out of their way to find an educated differing opinion, let alone properly responding to it beyond “look at this idiot”. Blogs ignore differing opinions that the blogger can’t refute, so they continue to focus only on what the blogger wants you to see, generally what they believe.

With all the talk of blogging vs. journalism, this is where a huge line is drawn. While many will argue about a biasness in the media, few will deny a biasness in blogging. The media has editors to oversee what is said or published. The blog relies upon the thoughts of the blogger directly. There is no filter, no objections raised.

Which is disappointing, really. While I understand not doing it, I do wish popular punditblogs refered to opposing viewpoints more often and provided valid, well reasoned responses. This not only invites the reader to create their own opinion by seeing all sides, but also forces the blogger himself to back up what he believes with facts. But opposing views are generally ignored, except for the most extreme cases which are used more for humor than actual discussion.


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