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New addition to the blogroll: Where The Hell Was I? Check that out. I might bother updating this site later…

Chatting with Jenny can be fun. Warning, this is porn kida stuff. She shows her boobies at one time. But you can talk smack with the flash animation. It’s kinda fun. I need to find more of these bots…

Strom Thurmond Dead at 100

Researchers uncover boom and bust secrets of Playboy glamour girls

Changes in Playboy centrefold physiques are tied to economic conditions in the United States, researchers claim.

In boom times men prefer pictures of petite girls, but when the economy goes bust, so does Playboy, with curvier, stronger looking women, according to psychologist Dr Terry Pettijohn from Pennsylvania’s Mercyhurst College.

“In short, we want someone to have fun with when times are good, and we want someone to take care of us and themselves when times are bad,” he said.

Uh… How about guys just dig looking a naked, hot chicks?

Woman sues hospital for bringing wrong baby for feeding

A woman who was brought the wrong newborn to breast-feed has sued a hospital, contending the nurse’s mistake might expose her to infectious diseases.

Robyn Jones contends she has distanced herself from her husband, Michael, and her newborn daughter, Aryanna, because of the mistake at Western Wake Medical Center. She said in the lawsuit filed Monday by her, her husband and daughter that she fears contracting diseases such as HIV and hepatitis.

Without a normal mother-daughter relationship, Jones’ now 2-year-old daughter has become developmentally disabled, the lawsuit said. The lawsuit also claims the hospital negligently inflicted emotional distress upon Robyn Jones leading to a loss of her relationship with her daughter and husband.

Wait. It’s taken you two years to decide this hurt you so much you had to sue? Good God…

Keep It In Your Pants (WARNING! Has picture of guy’s wee wee)

Here is an article from the “west australian” newspaper published on saturday. there was over one million copies printed. but who did the editorial check? pictured australian rules fotballer paul haselby who plays for the fremantle dockers earns $230,000 a year playing football but i believe his earnings will increase once the results of the upcoming court case are decided. the last sportsman that was in the same situation won over $375,000 when pictures were published of his penis!

Oops.

“Comical Ali” captured

The Daily Mirror says U.S. troops have arrested Iraq’s information minister under Saddam Hussein, MohammedSaeed al-Sahaf, at a roadblocks in a Baghdad suburb.

There was no immediate reaction from Washington on Wednesday.

The ex-minister, dubbed “Comical Ali” for proclaiming the defeat of U.S. forces even as they moved into Baghdad, had been hiding out at arelative’s house watching satellite TV, but was caught on Monday night, the paper said in a report from Baghdad.

“He has some serious talking to do…this time,” a “senior coalition source” was quoted as saying. There was no independent confirmation ofthe story and no other sourcing.

So if you want to openly be an idiot, buy a t-shirt. You know, I think you could have made the same point and been much funnier if you put a pic of the prez on the front and captioned it “I’m With Stupid”. I don’t know, I don’t approve of calling someone an idiot because you don’t agree with them.

Another animation by me:

Update: I even posted it at B3ta.

TV3 graphic beats around the Bush

TV3 has apologised after a graphic labelling US President George W. Bush a “professional fascist” flashed up during its primetime news.

The baseline graphic, which was supposed to have promoted an upcoming weather bulletin, was aired to 360,000 viewers halfway through Wednesday night’s news.

TV3 spokesman Roger Beaumont said the network was thoroughly investigating the mislabelled graphic.

“It was an absolute case of human error. The fact that it made it to air was extremely unfortunate and we apologise for any offence that may have been taken.

“What I can assure you is that it was a completely unintentional mistake.”

Oops.

My Inner Age
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If you didn’t know, the new Harry Potter book’s out. Jenn’s ’sister’ Rachel picked up a couple copies last night, one for her and one for Jenn’s aunt. Jenn’s reading her aunt’s copy and I read the first couple chapters and I must say that it’s actually pretty good. I mean, the first four were good, but this one’s already on pace to be better. Not just content, but style. Rowling’s really picked up a few things over the years and it’s actually really well written so far and excellently paced. Okay, enough about that…

Cruise reality show’s ship sinks

Ireland’s state broadcaster said Wednesday it is reviewing the future of its proposed international reality format “Cabin Fever” after the ship on which the show was filming sank with the cast and crew on board. And though the cast of 10 shipmates was uninjured, they are understood to have since consulted with lawyers.

What would have been cooler was if they were attacked by pirates. Arrrr!

I thought I’d change the look to JSKOnline again. This one I stole from MS Windows…

Also, my hit chart for this week is all roller coaster like. I got over 140 hits yesterday because of the link to the Bill O’Rieley article where he bitched about how evil the internet was because someone used the wrong word in a report about his radio show. A ton of folks came in from Technorati and that’s sweet. I haven’t had a day like that in months. And I didn’t even say a damn thing about it, just the link. Neat.

A Conversation

Jason: I don’t like veal.

Jenn: How’s veal any different from regular cow meat?

Jason: Veal comes from baby cows who don’t get to live. They should just let folks adopt them.

Jenn: Would you adopt one?

Jason: Sure!

Jenn: And what would you do once it got to 500 pounds?

Jason: Uh… Flush it down the toilet?

Jenn: *pause*

Jason: Sewer Cows! They’ll eat the alligators!

Jenn: *pasue*

THE MATRIX RELOADED: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT?

FADE IN:

EXT. DARK, NOIR-ESQUE CITY STREET

A computer model of CARRIE-ANNE MOSS with an
inhuman-looking face flies out of a window, shoots at an
agent, and is killed.

INT. THE NEBUCHADNEZZAR - BLUE

KEANU REEVES wakes up from his nightmare. CARRIE-ANNE
MOSS, played by a human being, is laying next to him.

KEANU REEVES
Whoa.

CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
What’s the matter? Did you wet the
bed again?

KEANU REEVES
I had this dream. You flew out of
a window in slow-motion and shot at
an agent and he killed you.

CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
Well of course you dreamed that -
you’ve gone online and watched the
Matrix Reloaded trailer like fifty
times in the past two days.

KEANU REEVES
Did you see the computer generated
me fight all those Agent Smiths? It
was awesome! I’m gonna go hack in
and watch it again now.

Sex, Lies and Videotape on the Internet
Wherein Bill O’Reilly goes off on the internet.

Today’s example comes from Web sites that picked up a false report from The San Francisco Chronicle that said a San Francisco radio station dropped The Radio Factor. If anyone had bothered to make even one phone call, they would have learned that Westwood One made a deal with another San Francisco radio station, weeks ago to move The Radio Factor. Thus the word “dropped” is obviously inaccurate and dishonest. We’ll see if The Chronicle runs a correction, but you can bet you won’t be seeing many corrections on the net.

The reason these net people get away with all kinds of stuff is that they work for no one. They put stuff up with no restraints. This, of course, is dangerous, but it symbolizes what the Internet is becoming.