Archive for June, 2003

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003

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Bush43 #10 - “Learning A Little Humility For Fun And Profit”
By Jason Kenney

Guess what? Henry Burke was Millennium Man. It’s true. I’ve seen his secret lair.

And it’s freakin’ huge!

Think big ass cave/cavern filled with stuff. Neat stuff. Stuff you’ve never seen before. Really fantastic stuff.

It was like the Batcave.

I saw it all.

Alfonse showed it to me, accessing a convenient secret entrance from the study of Burke Mansion that led down a staircase to the lair below.

But I didn’t have much time to enjoy the view.

“You will have time to explore the caves later, Mister Carter,” said Alfonse as I stood at the bottom of the stairs, gaping at everything. “Right now we are here to begin your training.”

“Yeah,” I said, coming to and looking to the butler, “no offense, Alfonse, but are you going to be training me?”

He stopped and turned to me.

“Yes, Mister Carter, I will be your instructor.”

“So, uh, am I learning to be a butler?” I asked, walking towards him while looking around. “Cause, I mean, that’d be great and all, but I need to learn this…”

I stopped speaking, though not because I wanted to. No, Alfonse struck my windpipe quickly and, truthfully, quite painlessly, but well enough to make me have to gasp for breath.

It was a move very similar to the cheap shot that Silver Shadow guy got in on me, that son of a bitch.

“First lesson, speak only when necessary.”

I tried to speak and ended up having to give Alfonse a thumbs up with my free hand while the other massaged my throat.

Asshole.

Monday, June 16th, 2003

Politics in a Third Dimension More later…

Monday, June 16th, 2003

Online quizes suck. But I’m looking for content, so here’s a slew:

Which X2 Character Are You?



Jolly good, wot! Anyone for tennis? That’ll be ten ponies, guv. You’re the epitome of everything that is english. Yey :) Hoist that Union Jack!

How British are you?
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Do you cluck or do you roar?
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How random are you?
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Which flock do you follow?
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Thanks to Ryan for getting bored first.

Monday, June 16th, 2003

You’re Lebanon!

Your room’s a mess.  Your house is a mess.  Heck, your life is a mess.  It all used to be really beautiful, and someone even compared you to Paris once, but that’s all been replaced with heartache and struggle.  You’re small, have been influenced by outsiders for too long, and don’t know what to think about religion.  At least you smell rather pleasant!
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

Monday, June 16th, 2003

What I’m taking from a couple of news articles is probably something unintended but still interesting in their own rights.

Like this monkeypox thing. Sure, the whole disease is bad and all, but all I keep thinking is, “you can have a pet prarie dog?!?!!! SWEET!” Now I want one.

Or this article in today’s Washington Post about some balding guy with a radio program for fellow balding people. I haven’t read the article, but I did read the caption to the picture. $825 gets you two hours on WJFK-FM here in DC. So I could get my own weekly radio program for only $825? NEAT! Okay, so that isn’t exactly pocket change, but that’s still kinda cool.

Oh well. I’m a sad guy.

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

For Sale Collection of Ketchup Packets

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

What kind of boyfriend am I?

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up the good work..;)

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Thursday, June 12th, 2003

The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation by Abraham Lincoln.

Thanks, Chew

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

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Thursday, June 12th, 2003

Gregory Peck AND David Brinkley pass away in the same day. Damn, what a day…

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

Surprize! It’s raining again. Only this time we have bad ass thunder and lightening. And I have to commute home in it. Wee!!!!

Thursday, June 12th, 2003

Sibling Rivalry

My brother Shaun decided to focus on my comments after the recent Virginia primary:

And so the battle for the hearts and minds of the 28th Virginia Senate district is over, and decidedly in Chichester’s favor.

So what does this mean, particularly for “conservative Christians” that were the target of the Free Lance-Star editorial last week? As expected, the GOP moderates will capitalize on the victory as more than a repudiation of “negative politics” and extend it to a defeat of the conservative movement altogether.

Don’t think that will occur? Take this gem of a line for instance:

With 61 of 63 precincts reporting, John Chichester has kicked some ass and forgotten names in his primary romp over ‘challenger’ Mike Rothfeld. Damn right. I’m sorry, Rothfeld fights dirty and Chichester is a good guy. Oh, drats, he doesn’t toe the conservative line 100% of the time. You know what? GOOD! I want someone who actually thinks for himself and understands that there’s a real world outside of ideals. emphasis added

Go, Chichester.

This is the problem.

Chichester’s absence on parental notification is not going to be one more instance of a politician going MIA when the cards are down, but as statesmanship. Voting to make RU-486 a legal contraceptive is no longer antithecal to pro-life values, it’s compassion. Rejecting the Republican promise to rollback the car tax while state expenditures rise 50% over five years is no longer irresponsible, it’s construed as “fiscal responsibility.”

That’s not leadership. That’s dodging issues that are important to Virginians.

Yes yes, the election is over, and any gripes about Chichester’s voting record have been settled by the sword so to speak. But this election had nothing to do with a rejection of conservative values. People were turning out to reject negative campaigning and support their old friend.

First problem is taking a line from someone who’s opinion you questioned the very foundation of and using it as representative of an entire group. That’s like Tate declaring his loss by only 100 votes was a referendum when he had less than half of a small portion of the district’s population. But if you want to grasp for straws…

The election wasn’t just a rejection of negative campaigns but of the very people who run them. It was a rejection of bids by the far right faction to oust the more moderates within the Republican party. It was a reminder that the GOP is supposed to be a big tent.

The problem with the state and national GOP is that now they are firmly in power they feel they can push a far right agenda more. We’re seeing big conservatives coming out of the woodwork to demand that the more moderate voices of the party shape up or ship out. If they don’t, the Republican party spends time and money running someone against them, focusing on one of their own instead of putting more money and effort towards a Democrat’s seat. We’re destroying the Big Tent philosophy of the 90s. The party’s discarding it, saying more or less that Big Tent is good to build up, but once you’re in, screw them, we’re in control now and it’s our way or the highway. Short term is conservative gains. Long term is the fall of the party from power.

The Dems are facing the same thing, but for different reasons. You have some blowhards on the left saying that in order to challenge the Republicans, Democrats must embrace the strong liberal philosophies and policies. In order to compete you must contradict and polarize. Any compromise or moderation is rubber stamping the Republican party.

Elections are determined by the moderates. Republicans and Democrats can always count on their core to vote for them, but they have to appeal to those who aren’t too far one way or another. And they don’t do that by forcing out their moderate voices. The moderates spoke out in this election, and not about negative campaigning but about the efforts of the party to cave in to it’s extremes.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2003

With 61 of 63 precincts reporting, John Chichester has kicked some ass and forgotten names in his primary romp over ‘challenger’ Mike Rothfeld. Damn right. I’m sorry, Rothfeld fights dirty and Chichester is a good guy. Oh, drats, he doesn’t toe the conservative line 100% of the time. You know what? GOOD! I want someone who actually thinks for himself and understands that there’s a real world outside of ideals. Go, Chichester.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2003

Simple Guide to the A-List Bloggers It’s a paradoy, of course, but still good.

Monday, June 9th, 2003

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Fun and spunky, you link, there for you are! This
is all fun and games, and you do what you
damned well please!

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