Archive for January, 2004

Wednesday, January 28th, 2004

jasonkenney.net has been updated! Yes, ladies and gents, you can go enjoy two brand new things at the new personal site of me.

01.27.04 is a audio track of me wailing while strumming. It sucks, but it’s a tune I wanted to get recorded in order to remember later.

Bush43 Greeting Generator! Check it out and play with it. Fun stuff.

Monday, January 26th, 2004

Coming Soon: jasonkenney.net

Monday, January 26th, 2004

First someone steals jsnotes.com and now someone has taken jskonline.com. Damnation.

Sunday, January 25th, 2004

Hitler Ad Compares Moveon.org to Bush

Friday, January 23rd, 2004

DC will be hosting this year’s JournalCon. If anyone out there’s interested in helping out, hit the JournalConDC site for info.

Friday, January 23rd, 2004

GASP! SHOCK! HORROR! It’s the Friday Five!

At this moment, what is your favorite…

1. …song? Right now it’s a toss up between Whiskeytown’s “Oklahoma” and They Might Be Giant’s “It’s So Loud In Here”

2. …food? General Tso’s Chicken

3. …tv show? The Daily Show

4. …scent? Spring.

5. …quote? “Didn’t ask about my daddy’s ruin, cause that ol’ mother fucker ain’t alive” - From Whiskeytown’s “Oklahoma”. I think I like it just because he says “mother fucker” in a country song.

Wednesday, January 21st, 2004

Politicians worshiping the God of Death?



Are you a God? by Demonac
Name:
God/Goddess type: God of Death
Worshippers: Politicians
They show devotion by: Not working on the sabbath
Created with quill18’s MemeGen 2.0!

Wednesday, January 21st, 2004

Beware The Nerd!



Your Superhero Persona by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero Name The Nerd
Super Power Severe Mood Swings
Enemy The Ex-Girlfriend
Mode Of Transportation City Bus
Weapon Condoms
Created with quill18’s MemeGen 2.0!

What Kind Of Superhero Are You? by electronicoffee
Your Username
Your First Name
Your Superhero Last Name Lifeshine
Your Weapon Bronze Claws
Your 1st Superpower Control/Summon Undead
Your 2nd Superpower Magic [Alchemy]
Created with quill18’s MemeGen 2.0!

Wednesday, January 21st, 2004

Check out J-Notes, where music gets its voice. Certainly nothing like J’s Notes but still a pretty good site. Need more time to look through, but I’m very interested. Gotta respect jazz…

Tuesday, January 20th, 2004

Stock up now for the State of the Union Drinking Game!

Sunday, January 18th, 2004

Bubba Ho-Tep was freakin’ GREAT! More later…

Saturday, January 17th, 2004

Friday, January 16th, 2004

The ACLU comes to Rush Limbaugh’s defense.

The American Civil Liberties Union took sides with Rush Limbaugh on Monday by complaining that Florida investigators violated the conservative radio host’s rights when they seized his medical records.

The odd coupling of the civil liberties group and the broadcaster beloved for bashing liberals came in a criminal probe of Limbaugh’s admitted use of prescription painkillers, in which authorities in Palm Beach County used a search warrant to seize files from his doctors.

In a friend-of-the-court petition to Florida’s Fourth District Court of Appeal, the ACLU said investigators violated Limbaugh’s constitutional right to privacy when they took the records in a raid rather than notifying Limbaugh and using a subpoena, which would have given Limbaugh the right to object before the seizure.

That’s pretty sweet.

Thursday, January 15th, 2004

Damn, maybe next year…

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Wednesday, January 14th, 2004

Dimwit Flathead Excessive Ruler of the Empire (723-789)

Dimwit, Mumberthrax’s firstborn, grew up as heir to throne of Quendor. A tad spoiled little Dimmie was fond of torturing his mannies in Castle dungeon.

Dimwit spent most of his early adulthood vacationing (with 40,000 attendants) in the sparsley populated Eastlands across the Great Sea. Dimwit , who despised the outdoors, was enthralled by the underground caverns there.

When Mumberthrax felt death’s icy hand in 770 GUE, Dimwit began his vibrant reign. He immediately moved the capital of Quendor from Egreth, in the Westlands, to Aragain, in the Eastlands. Aragain, a small village, was transformed and renamed Flatheadia. Dimwit also decreed that Quendor be called “The Great Underground Empire.”

Hot seat! And this is why you either 1) wipe and line the seats of public toilets before using them or 2) don’t use public toilets
“It appears that a clear, gel-like substance had been smeared on the toilet seats, press-down buttons and on the building’s walls,” said Senior Sergeant Neru Leifi.
Sounds like Drano concentrate to me…