Virgin Spitzer Ad
Yes, this is real. And it’s from Canada.
“At Virgin Mobile,” the ad goes on to say, “you’re more than just a number. When you call us we’ll treat you like a person, not a client. Whether you’re #9 or #900, you’ll get hooked up with somebody who’ll finally treat you just how you want to be treated.”

Too bad there is a grammatical error near the end of the third paragraph:
[...] Jason Kenny [...]
Simply awesome…