The Other Other Other White Meat

Conservativa asks a very timely question:

Hi Jason,
Are you making this for Thanksgiving? If not, why not?
http://bacontoday.com/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon/

Turducken is one of the greatest concotions to ever exist.  It proves that not only is there a God but that he truly loves each and every one of us.

Yet I will not be dining upon it because I have had my awesome license suspended for the holiday season.  Something about even bothering to listen to the new GnR album led to a raid by the awesome police last night and a lot of crying.  Maybe for Christmas, though.

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