A Boy Named Sue
J:
I want to sue somebody…but don’t I need a reason? Would appreciate your thoughts on this.
Jay
Jay, there are plenty of reasons. Look outside. See that person walking down the street? Say something to them. Watch their reaction. Then get offended. “What’s that supposed to mean, ‘ good afternoon’?” And then start screaming about something or another being violated or church and state or what not. Then file some papers with a court, something really legal looking like a college application, and you have yourself a lawsuit. Will you win? I dunno, I’m not a lawyer, but if I were I’d probably take your case and demand a 50% cut.
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