It’s March 21st, and that means Apple’s about to reap what it sowed.
Yes, this is real. And it’s from Canada.
“At Virgin Mobile,” the ad goes on to say, “you’re more than just a number. When you call us we’ll treat you like a person, not a client. Whether you’re #9 or #900, you’ll get hooked up with somebody who’ll finally treat you just how you want [...]
Batman’s parents are dead and he’s gonna make sure everyone knows it.
I know 653 ways to kill a man. Fist to the face is #56.
Series of tubes to clog by 2010? “[I]t may take more than one attempt to confirm an online purchase or it may take longer to download the latest video from YouTube.” Ohs nos! Sounds like… well, the internets as they are right now…
Style Weekly’s reporting on a new neighbor in Carytown: The Church of Scientology:
The Church of Scientology, a self-help New Age religion created by best-selling science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, is opening a mission in Richmond — Carytown, to be exact. Right across the parking lot from Richmond’s own defenders of the faith and purveyors [...]