J’s Notes

The understated emphasis of the greatness of Jay.

Category: odd

Same Sex Couple Wed In Virginia

Justin said he was “Justine” and he and Antonio were married as husband and husband.  To be honest, I’m not sure what bothers me more: that they were able to pull this off with no one paying attention or the fact that Antonio is 31 and Justin is only 18.  That kind of age difference [...]

New DPVA Executive Director Hates Tires

But it’s not his hate of tires that’s at issue, it’s the lying about his hate of tires:
[D]efense attorneys also were able to get Levar Stoney, of Virginia, and Leshaunda Joy Williams, of New York, to admit they lied to Milwaukee Police Department interrogators shortly after the Nov. 2, 2004 incident in order to safely [...]

Presidential Puppetry

Make your own presidential candidate finger puppets!

Because One Good Movement Deserves Another

Poop for Peace April 18th.

Being Trendy Will Get You Beat

Why all the hatin’ lately?  Because you have an iPod.

Why so sad, Smilin’ Bob?

All natural male enhancement, mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering in one little pill thanks to Enzyte.

User Agrees Not To Use VCU’s Class Registration System To Make A Bomb

VCU uses this clunky, not always working system called Banner to allow students to view their status, register for classes, get a copy of their transcripts, and all sorts of other things. They moved to this system a while back and keep adding features that don’t exactly work right. Now they’ve added a [...]

Richmond Is So Romantic

According to Amazon.com, Richmond ranks among the “Top 20 Most Romantic Cities in America” based on “’sales data of romance novels, relationship and sex books’ since Jan. 1″. So that creepy dude with his hands in his pockets as he browses the sophisticate section at Barnes and Noble is a romantic in Amazon.com’s eyes. [...]

Look Out, YouTube

Look out, YouTube.  It’s Hammer Time!

What exactly is (MONOGAMY)^100 supposed to mean?

What exactly is (MONOGAMY)^100 supposed to mean?  And does it even work as an advertising slogan?

That’s Not Right…

I just met a Dennis Kucinich supporter who’s circulating petitions to get him on the Democratic ballot in Virginia.  She’s also circulating petitions for Ron Paul.

Fark.com wants to trademark “NSFW”

Fark.com wants to trademark “NSFW”.  Asinine tag would have been used but is probably also trademarked.

Hillary Clinton Does The Time Warp, Thinks 5 Year Old Barack Obama Shouldn’t Have Said What He Did

No, it’s not because young Obama said someone smelled like doodie but because he wrote that one day he thought becoming President would be pretty neat:
In kindergarten, Senator Obama wrote an essay titled ‘I Want to Become President.’ “Iis Darmawan, 63, Senator Obama’s kindergarten teacher, remembers him as an exceptionally tall and curly haired child [...]

CNN Would Have Let You Get To Second Base But Your Kissing Lacked Promise

Stop the virtual presses!  CNN, known for its hard hitting journalism and crack ability to check the background of questioners at supposedly screened partisan debates, has finally figured out why bad kissers don’t get to second base!  This discovery was so important that it’s made their front page:

Now exploding zambonis, THAT’S news, especially when it [...]

Jurassic Park 4 to feature dinosaurs with freakin’ lasers on their heads

Jurassic Park 4 to feature dinosaurs with freakin’ lasers on their heads.  Or something like that.  A Jurassic 5 joke will have to wait for the next movie, I guess.