Thank God Pravda’s out there to keep us in the know:
Ask yourself one thing: ‘If two five-hundred-pound bombs were in fact used to kill Zarqawi, where did they get such nice photos of his intact, undamaged, supposedly-dead face?’ Photos of the ‘dead’ Al Zarqawi were all over the television every 20 minutes for days.
Because a thousand pounds of explosives would make a deep crater, blowing everything to smithereens, Zarqawi would have been tomato paste and not distinguishable as even human. Yet the media just happened to receive cameo morgue photos to convince us suckers that Zarqawi et. al. were dead instead of evacuated.
So, why doesn’t the head of Al-Zarqawi look like a pizza? Because, perhaps, he’s no deader than the at least seven so-called 9-11 hijackers that are still living in the Middle East.
Cause, you know, the planes just flew themselves. Man, this is almost as good as the Weekly World News, but at least the WWN is ALL TRUE! Says so on the cover.