Month: August 2002

2002/08/19/links/3

Buy this PC a beer! This week the PC celebrated its 21st birthday. Well, this week being last week. And PC being the IBM PC.

NASA is now going to attempt to read your mind as you walk through an airport screener.

NASA wants to use “noninvasive neuro-electric sensors,” imbedded in gates, to collect tiny electric signals that all brains and hearts transmit. Computers would apply statistical algorithms to correlate physiologic patterns with computerized data on travel routines, criminal background and credit information from “hundreds to thousands of data sources,” NASA documents say.

Um… okay. Uh, isn’t this just like getting an MRI or something to that effect? And, well, maybe this thing will just go “hey, that brain’s nervous, GET IT!” and all those people who have a fear of flying will be in big trouble. I don’t know. Oh well. NASA barely has enough money to keep our space program running let alone start scanning our brains for evil thoughts.

Mmmmmmm… Asia Argento…

2002/08/19/links/2

Davezilla brought this link to the world’s attention.

pixeltheory4invisibilitytime Yahoo Group. What is this?

I invented invisibility and holodeck technology!Both are the same thing.Both require 3-Dimensional imaging.One is the inverse form of the other.This club is a continuation of my club in the science category listed as,I Invented Invisibility.This new club deals with my ponderings,and ramifications of my work in,as of yet,unforeseen applications to physics as a whole.For instance,time is invisible,a non-demensional point is invisible,and the imaginary number line and all of its constituant imaginary numbers are all invisible.My PIXEL THEORY starts from these foundations and covers many areas,from time-travel to virtual reality,from portals to higher-demensions,from television to artifical parallel realities,from the classical Greek view of a point,to my infinately fractal/complex view of a point that still keeps in line with the stated “three requirements”of the classical point.My theories tie up loose ends at the end of the knowledge schools of Quantum and Relativity.I replace “superstri

Wow! I gotta get me some of that! And what an elite group, only two members!

A Love Story

Big Ass Diamonds

This must be the best day EVER

This must be the best day EVER for Jenn. Two reasons. One, we’re going to see her secret husband tonight, Beck. Yeah, she loves him lots. A whole hell of a lot. More than she loves me.

But, the second reason this is her best day ever is currently in progress.

We are washing my hat.

Those of you that have known me over the past few years understand what a monumentous occasion this is. I have owned this hat for 4+ years and never washed it. This is the same hat I wore every day, 7 days a week, for 2-3 years straight. Yes, this hat is filthy.

How filthy? I rubbed a napkin across it and it came away black. I was speaking with my friend Adrienne one day and some how it came up how I washed my hair every day and her response was, “and then you put that filthy hat on it,” or something to that effect. My brother Art wore a hat similar to it one Holloween just to look like me, only everyone commented on how false he looked because his hat was clean.

It used to be pale green, now it’s olive.

This hat is dirty.

And now it shall be clean.

I think the dirt is the only thing holding it together. Wish it luck.

You can see the hat (kinda) here and here (dead links)