How one Twitter account disappeared for a week — and why nobody knew how to fix it

SB Nation’s Twitter account has a little over 300,000 followers. Or, at least, it did last Friday. Then, suddenly, it was gone, disappeared from the internet for almost a week. When you go to the profile page, the account was replaced by an ominous message: “This account doesn’t exist.

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HR Director Reminds Employees That Any Crying Done At Office Must Be Work-Related

DECKERVILLE, MI—In an effort to ensure employees stay focused during business hours, Paragon Media human resources director Patty Clemence sent a company-wide email Tuesday reiterating that any crying done at the office must be work-related, sources confirmed.

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People Who Caused Traffic Nightmare At Pretty Tree Festival Complain Of Traffic Nightmare At Pretty Tree Festival

If I’d wanted to see the Cherry Blossoms in Washington, DC today, I could’ve taken the Q or the 2 from my apartment in Brooklyn to Penn Station, which is about a 40 minute trip, and then taken the Amtrak Northeast regional to Union Station, which would’ve taken 3-and-a-half to 4 hours, and the

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Just Can’t Get Enough: The Warring Depeche Mode Tribute Bands Of Los Angeles

“Attn Talent Agents, Promoters, Venues, Clubs, and fans: Devotional Dave is no longer with Strangelove The Depeche Mode experience as of Feb 2018 – Any promotional audio-video recording or photographs promoting my image is not permitted and no longer affiliated with the band or brand of STRANGEL

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