Dear Grade-grubber who earned a C:
You have asked me why this happened. I offer the following explanatory theories:
1) You are so dull that you couldn’t find East with the rising sun, a compass, and a praying Arab as visual aids. To call you a lunkhead insults lunks everywhere. If dumb were…
Author: Jason
Yoko in Fifth

The fourth race at Laurel Park today, 30 years after John Lennon was shot to death in New York City: Yoko wins the race but is disqualified and placed, where else… fifth.

The notebook dork in me couldn’t resist. One of these is headed my way this week.
I’m thirty. I’m five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it.
William Faulkner, speaking of Ernest Hemingway: “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
Hemingway’s response: “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
Link Round Up (11/1/10)
The Future of Social Media and Politics
While social media has yet to win any elections, it is having a greater impact on how elected officials communicate. To date, most have tried to make the medium fit their message as opposed to make the message fit the medium. But as social media evolves and staff and officials are more hands on that may change.
“Democrats Sweep Country” One Hundred Years Ago
1910 was a big year for the other party. Democrats gained 57 seats in the House and 10 in the Senate.

Nanowhonow? Nanowrimo “Dos” and “Don’ts”
It’s that time of year again where thousands around the world challenge themselves to write a 50,000 word “novel” in 30 days. I’ve tried this a couple times, completed it once. Probably not going to be able to give it a go this year, but good luck to those that put forth the effort.
Wrong Word
Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.
Stephen King
The First Query
I have just emailed my first query to an agent. Now to wait. And fire off a few more.

