100 Things About Big Papa Jason: (Jonathan did it and then Chewie did it so now I’ll do it.)
1) My name is Jason.
2) My middle name is Samuel.
3) I am 24 years old.
4) I have been in and out of college for a quarter of my life.
5) I work as a receptionist at a law firm in Washington DC.
6) The firm is located three blocks from the White House.
7) That is cool.
8) It is also frightening at times.
9) I am dating a hippie, feminist, liberal chick.
10) Her name is Jenn.
11) She is my first girlfriend.
12) We have been dating for over three years now.
13) No, we are not going to be getting married any time soon.
14) Yes, I’m tired of being asked that.
15) I am just over 6′ tall.
16) I am quite possibly the tallest Kenney ever.
17) My Dad is practically a midget.
18) Though he is taller than Jenn, so I guess I can’t say that for fear of my life.
19) I have trouble thinking of 20 things about myself let alone 100.
20) I am horrible with money.
21) I am currently chatting with three people on AIM.
22) Uh… I’m watching CNN.
23) It’s not as annyoing as Fox News.
24) I don’t care for MSNBC.
25) I’m getting tired of all war all the time.
26) Hey, don’t look at me like that, I can blog whatever I like, thank you very much.
27) My pal Sprout just got on AIM. His real name is Matthew.
28) Like everyone else, I get too much junkmail in my e-mail.
29) 9 out of 10 messages are junk.
30) Of the 10% not junk, 90% of that are letters from mailing lists I’m on but I just delete.
31) I sold a bunch of CDs today.
32) I burned the good ones before reselling.
33) Yeah, I know that’s kinda illegal.
34) Okay, not kinda.
35) My wallet is brown.
36) Jenn bought it for me.
37) It has a lifetime guarantee.
38) I have been working on this for over an hour.
39) I write a superhero series called Bush43.
40) I collect comics.
41) I am a dork.
42) I have three brothers.
43) I have a half sister and a step sister.
44) My mother lives in California.
45) My brother Chris lives out there with her.
46) Art lives here in Fredericksburg, VA.
47) Art is married to Jess.
48) Shaun is married to Missy.
49) They have two kids.
50) Jonathan and Matthew.
51) I want this.
52) I told you I was a dork.
53) I can fly an airplane.
54) I flew last weekend for the first time in 8 years.
55) I started flying when I was 12.
56) I am a bad ass.
57) I am going to go see Ben Folds in Richmond on April 5th.
58) I like Dan Bern
59) I keep breaking away and doing other things.
60) I drive a Lancer.
61) It is blue.
62) I used to drive a Ford Escort.
63) It was a piece of shit.
64) I poop.
65) I like sleep.
66) Sleep is rare.
67) One of these days I’ll be grown up.
68) Not today.
69) I am now talking with my mother.
70) She is asking about my nephews.
71) And talking about folks moving to Las Vegas.
72) I am reading some kid making an ass out of himself on the Congressional website.
73) Mom is leaving to go to dinner with some man.
74) I’m still having trouble thinking of 100 things.
75) I’m only doing this because I have nothing better to do.
76) Jonathan said this was easy.
77) He lied.
78) If I keep getting at him about lying I can finish this list of 100.
79) Or not.
80) May of my points aren’t really things about me.
81) I don’t care.
82) I have brown hair.
83) And brown eyes.
84) I keep getting spam about increasing the size of my penis.
85) I’m not interested.
86) Really, I’m not.
87) No, I’m not trying to convince myself.
88) I am a Republican.
89) Jenn is turning me into a Democrat.
90) I have a personal website other than J’s Notes called JSKOnline.
91) No one visits it.
92) Whatever It Takes is a crappy movie.
93) I’m too lazy to change the channel.
94) I’m too lazy to get the remote that’s a foot out of reach.
95) I’d ask Jenn to get it for me if she wasn’t asleep.
96) Whatever It Takes is a REALLY crappy movie.
97) I like playing the guitar.
98) I’m not very good at it.
99) I’m good enough.
100) Not really.
DONE! Good, God, I’ll never do that again.