Blog Blogging

Blog Blogging

At Large in the Blogosphere

Jorge Luis Borges dreamed of a library the size of a universe, whose wealth of books would induce first delirium, then despair, then breakdown of the social order. Since we first became aware of the Web, we have ricocheted between similar feelings over a universe far more disruptive: one of unbounded, uncensorable streams of text. The current craze is for something called a blog. The name is the diminutive of ”Weblog,” an online news commentary written, usually, by an ordinary citizen, thick with links to articles and other blogs and studded with non sequiturs and ripostes in sometimes hard-to-parse squabbles.

Here’s what blogs are not: (1) the super-personalized news filters that social critics fretted would splinter the nation into a million tiny interest groups, or (2) the Drudge Report. Blogs don’t limit your news intake, break stories or promulgate rumor, at least not intentionally. They have an only seemingly more innocent agenda. Blogs express opinion. They’re one-person pundit shows, replete with the stridency and looniness usually edited off TV.

A blog’s bark has bite

One vote here in favor of the blogging revolution. Bloggers (from the words “Web log”) write online diaries and commentaries. The best bloggers weigh in on social and political issues, report nuggets of information that the national media miss or suppress, and provide links to other bloggers with something sharp to say. Subjects that the mainstream press is skittish about (e.g., the link between abortion and breast cancer, or the mini race riot that occurred in Cincinnati three weeks ago) tend to show up in the blogging world. Since nobody can be fired or intimidated, bloggers skip politically correct language and just write in plain English.

A minor example of the culture in action: The blogging corps got wind of an online poll sponsored by the Council on American Islamic Relations allegedly showing that 94 percent of those surveyed thought Ariel Sharon should be tried for war crimes. By linking to one another’s Web sites, the bloggers got more people to cast votes and reversed the numbers. At the end, 94 percent opposed the idea of trying Sharon.

The first commandment of blogdom is that anyone can become a pundit. Nobody is in charge. Bloggers can say anything they want and get their message out with blinding speed. This is unsettling to us lumbering print guys. Six or seven times I had to abandon a column because some upstart blogger beat me to it. Andrew Sullivan, perhaps the most quoted blogger, is surely the fastest gun. His 1,000-word analysis of the State of the Union message appeared 33 minutes after President Bush finished. Sometimes he launches attacks on wayward New York Times columnists around 4 a.m., so blog fans can read his version before they get to the columns.

The Weblog Tool Roundup

I’ve been running a personal website for about six years now. You should see the ladies’ faces light up when I casually drop that little nugget at a kegger or outside the dressing rooms at Old Navy. Their voices get husky, they twist their frosted curls around suggestive fingers, jot their numbers on my bare chest just in case I need someone to do some “freelance QA work,” you know how it is.

Lately, however, I’ve run into some credibility problems. Adoring fans have started to delve into my backend, as it were, asking about my database server, flavors of Unix, PHP, MySQL, and I have to either feign pulmonary edema and excuse myself or admit that all I do these days is type something into a form and press a button. My site then automagically updates itself and archives the previous entry. “You mean you built your own content-management system?” she’ll say. “That is so hot.” And then I’ll sort of mutter: “Well, I use a tool, this Web-based thing that sort of handles all that stuff for me.”

It’s at this point that a look of growing horror emerges on the young debutante’s face, and she’ll say: “Oh dear God in heaven. You’re a weblogger, aren’t you?” And I’ll call out, “No, no, more of a personal online diarist!” but she’s already gone, chatting up some hunk with the telltale swollen knuckles of a Java programmer.

Blogspace Under the Microscope

The culture of blogspace is evolving in near-realtime. Last week, a new mutation brought backlinks into a more prominent role. At Disenchanted, inbound links were automatically reflected outward. Each article grew a tail of backlinks that pointed to pages referring back to it. Suddenly a new kind of feedback loop was created. With a twist of the lens, conversations that had been diffuse and indirect came sharply into focus. Almost immediately the meme replicated.

Variants appeared at DECAFBAD and diveintomark. It’s hard to avoid the sense that there’s some biological force at work here. When blogspace told me to follow that hunch, I listened.

From Harper’s Index for March 2002

Amount the United States spent in 1949 on international aid and diplomacy : $66,400,000,000

Amount the United States plans to spend on this in 2002 : $23,800,000,000

Total voting population of a Denton, Texas, tax district when a development plan was approved there in 1996 : 1

Weeks before the vote that the resident was moved there by Dell Computer so that he could approve the plan : 5

Number of years a sheep can remember another sheep’s face : 2

More from Harper’s

April In Review or How Elin Nordegren Boosted My Ego Without Actually Knowing Me

April In Review or How Elin Nordegren Boosted My Ego Without Actually Knowing Me

First, a graphic!

[[GRAPHIC LOST TO THE INTERNET]]

How ’bout that, eh? Almost 18,000 hits in one month. How did this come about?

I blame Mike Sanders and his Google Persuader. GP is a neat little game where you take the top ten searches from Google for the week and use them all in a sentence. One week, Elin Nordegren happened to be there. A model and new girlfriend of golfer Tiger Woods, Ms. Nordegren is a hottie who everyone wanted to see. And, I happened to be one of very few sites to even mention her name.

Searches were few until that one faithful day, April 10th, when Ms. Nordegren showed up at the Masters to cheer her new amour on. Almost 4,300 hits later it was the 11th. What a day. And it would continue for the next few, every now and then flaring up with the last real bump coming April 15th.

But on the 17th there was another surge, but this one wasn’t a cheat, no, I earned this puppy.

Glenn Reynolds linked to some comments I made towards someone else’s comments about the pro-Israel rally in Washington DC earlier this month. People who normally flock to his site turned to mine for these comments and the hits surged.

And then there was a sudden decline and I’m now getting about 100 or so hits a day.

The end.

Blog on, Wayne…

Blog on

What are “blogs” and should you have one, too? The term is a contraction of “web log.”

Well, blogs (let’s take off the quotes and get used to the term, as we’ve gotten used to ‘Net and Web and download) are personal Web sites that individuals can get up and running without being technical whizzes. There are companies that put them together for you and you can maintain them for free if you accept ads or for fees ranging from about NIS 50-NIS 300 per year if you don’t.

You’ve Got Hacked (and more)

AIM Today Gets Hacked

Users of America Online’s instant-messaging program and system were unwittingly connected to profanity and pornography last Saturday, according to an anti-AOL Web site.

AOL Watch said that malicious hackers — more accurately known as “crackers” — inserted profane graffiti, X-rated photos and sound files throughout the “Entertainment” section in AIM Today. The AIM Today feature of AOL’s Instant Messenger (AIM) generally pops up when a user first starts the AIM program, unless the user has disabled the feature.

It’s Your Congress. Learn to laugh.

Toiletology 101

Let’s plunge in; flush out the facts and plumb the depths of toilet repairs.

Welcome (I guess…)

Mike Says

Jason is a blogging fiend. There are at least four people that he is responsble for getting hooked into having one of these things (myself included). If you’re looking for someone to blame for the explosion of pretty pointless blogs (mine included) you should look no further then him. He is evil. Send him hate mail by the dozens. You can write to him here.

I am completely in awe of his ability to convince people to waste their time. Now if only he would use his power for good instead of evil. (or at least convince his girlfriend to start a blog. She’s a lot smarter than him with more interesting opinions.). Go check out his latest conquest ‘Will’s Rambles’. The link is to the right.

Um… thanks? I guess….

MOAR LINKS!

Palestinian civilians leave Bethlehem church

One by one, 27 Palestinian civilians Tuesday walked out of the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem where they had been holed up for almost a month. About 20 people Israel accuses of being terrorists remained inside.

As the Palestinians walked out of the church, CNN’s Mike Hanna reported they were showing identity papers to Israeli soldiers in Manger Square and boarding a bus. Israeli officials said those not wanted by Israel would be released.

In other action, Israel’s security Cabinet decided not to cooperate for now with the United Nations fact-finding team appointed to look into the conflict at the Jenin refugee camp.

Israel: Captured documents show EU aid subsidizing war

Israel has relayed evidence to the European Union that its aid to the Palestinian Authority is being diverted to finance insurgency attacks.

Israeli officials said the government of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has sent captured PA documents on the Palestinian use of EU aid.

Over the last year, the EU has provided more than $70 million to the PA to pay salaries of members of the more than 100,000 Palestinian civil servants. The EU aid has earmarked for paying the salaries of Palestinian police officers, Middle East Newsline reported.

Israeli officials said the Sharon government sent a report to Brussels that details PA use of EU funding. The report asserts that the PA pays 20 percent less to its officers than reported to the EU. The difference is pocketed by the PA.

PA officers are said to earn between $250 and $500 a month, officials said. But their salaries are paid in Israeli currency and based on an exchange rate that amounts to 3.6 shekels to the dollar. The actual conversion rate is close to five shekels per dollar.

The result is that the PA earns $2.5 million a month from the EU aid, which it then uses to fund insurgents, the report said. Officials said a similar report was presented to the United States.

Mr. Elmo Goes to Washington Yeah, yeah, it’s old, but I didn’t post about it then so I’ll post about it now!

Well, Here’s Your Problem Right Here, Ma’am

A Bangladeshi snake charmer called in to find two serpents in a suburban home near the capital unearthed over 3,000 deadly cobras and hundreds of eggs.

Police and local newspapers said snake charmer Dudu Miah captured over 3,500 young cobras at two houses in Narayanganj near Dhaka.

The find, however, triggered panic among neighbors who fled their homes, police said.

Thong-Wearing Teens Kicked Out Of Dance

A group of parents are calling for the resignation of Rancho Bernardo High School’s vice principal, claiming she enforced underwear checks at a school dance, 10News reported.

The dance occurred Friday and vice principal Rita Wilson turned away girls who were wearing thongs, the parent said.

Kim Teal is among the several parents angry with Wilson (pictured, right).

“First thing (my daughter) said when she got into the car was, ‘Mom, it was horrible last night. You have to fight this,'” Teal told 10News.

According to parent Alane Garvik, girls who arrived at the dance wearing short skirts were immediately asked: “What kind of underwear do you have on?”

Now, I’m just a guy so I may have no idea what I’m talking about here, but doesn’t most other underwear kinda show through a skirt that might be form fitting? I mean, not show show, but you can see the lines, right? Hell, what am I saying, BECAUSE I’m a guy I know exactly what I’m talking about here. Unless there’s no underwear involved….

Anyways…

Basic HTML with Blogger for first time users

A couple weeks back Mike P. wrote me asking for a little HTML help and I wrote him this big ass e-mail with all sorts of info in it to get him started. Then Jeremy asked and today Will and I just forwarded them the same mail. Now, instead of doing that, I’m going to post all of the basics and then some here on J’s Notes for everyone to enjoy. This is in no way thurough, but it’s a start.

This is an edited and expanded version of the e-mail I sent Mike on April 17th:

Start with knowing cut and paste. Highlight something, hit “Ctrl + C” and that cuts it. then, find where you want to paste it and hit “Ctrl + V”. Well lookie there…

My first recomendation is to get your website on your computer and do all edits there first. That way you can stop and look at what you’ve done and not risk ruining the whole site. The best way to do this is, in Blogger, hit “Template”. Highlight everything in that box, that’s the HTML for your page, and cut and paste it into Notebook. Save that page somewhere on your harddrive as myblog.htm and now this is what you’ll edit. Do all of your edits in Notebook and be sure to save to this file. View it like you would any other website on your harddrive, open up the folder, click on it, it pops up, looks pretty, don’t it? Don’t worry about the Blogger gibberish, leave it there, that’ll fix itself once you put it back on blogger, it’s what reads your posts. For the love of God, leave it alone or you may be in a world of hurt.

To get a link to send you e-mail:

<a href=”mailto:j_man2@hotmail.com”>Mail Me</a>

will look like: Mail Me

Now you will have a link “Mail Me” that will let viewers send you e-mail. You can change the “Mail Me” part, but always always always be sure you have the closing tag (</a>) with any links. Actually, it’s good to have closing tags with everything but line breaks (<br> or <p>) (and some people will say have it with line breaks as well, but I don’t. So there.)

To make links is roughly the same. say you wanted to link to my site (hint hint):

<a href=”http://jsnotes.blogspot.com”>Jason Kenney</a>

will look like:

Jason Kenney

Now folks will see “Jason Kenney” and it will link to me. Yea!

NOTE Always, always, always remember the http:// part of a link that is not hosted on your server. If you do not have that, it will look for the page where your page is. What do I mean by that?

Well, let’s us J’s Notes for example. J’s Notes is http://jsnotes.blogspot.com/ and if I wanted to link to Yahoo, my links would have to be http://www.yahoo.com. If I forget the http:// the link will direct to http://jsnotes.blogspot.com/www.yahoo.com which doesn’t exist.

If you want to add buttons to the side like I have for some links, well, with blogspot you can not host images of your own (though, if you have space provided by your providor you can host the pictures there and reference them). But say you wanted to link to Elkboy like I do (erlend larsen’s site).

First you need to find the url by clicking on the link of course. http://elkboy.cjb.net

Then you need to find out the URL for the image. Right click on the image on J’s Notes and click on “properties”. There’s the address. Highlight it, cut and past it where you want the image to be. http://home.no.net/jolt43/elkboy/blog/elkboy.gif

Now, how do we make that show up?

<img src=”http://home.no.net/jolt43/elkboy/blog/elkboy.gif”>

will look like:

Now the image will show on your page (when you’re connected to the internet).

Want to make that a link? Start by adding something in that image tag, border=0, and then put the link around the image so it looks like this:

<a href=”http://elkboy.cjb.net”><img src=”http://home.no.net/jolt43/elkboy/blog/elkboy.gif” border=0></a>

will look like:

Now you have a button! You need that border=0 thing, otherwise there will be a line around the picture for the link. Border=0 keeps it nice and clean.

Want to change the alignment of things? EASY!

There are a couple different ways to center something. I recomend:

<center>stuff you want centered</center>

will look like: stuff you want centered

though, you can also use:

<div align=”center”>stuff you want centered</div>

will look like:

stuff you want centered

But that sometimes puts a space before and after itself, I don’t know why, it just does.

Want something aligned to the right? Best way is:

<div align=”right”>stuff to the right</div>

will look like:

stuff to the right

And there ya go.

Hmmm…. I can’t think of much else in the way of tags. Blogger will do bold (<b></b>) and underline (<u></u>) and italics (<i></i>) for ya. If for some reason you want to strike through something, use:

<strike>stuff struck through</strike>

will look like:

stuff struck through

If you want a horizontal bar:

<hr>

will look like:


And you can set the width of that with the width=”x%” tags, so, if we wanted it to be 50%:

<hr width=”50%”>

will look like:


And you can set the alignment with the align=”x” tag:

<hr width=”50%” align=”center”>


If you want a message board, best spot to go is http://www.server.com, it’s easy and pretty self explaitory. For a hit counter, I recomend http://www.sitemeter.com.

Oh, almost forgot, so you want links to open in a new window, eh?

you can do this one of two ways, have ALL links on the page open in a new window or specify what links.

To specify links you’ll add the target=”_blank” tag to your link tags:

<a href=”http://jsnotes.blogspot.com” target=”_blank”>Jason Kenney</a>

will look like: (click on it to see the effect)

Jason Kenney

But, if you wanted EVERY link on your page to open in a new window you could place the following tag in between your head (<head></head>) tags:

<base target=”_blank”>

But ONLY do this if you want EVERY link to open in a new page. Some folks don’t like when you force an open in a new page.

I think that’s it, if I think of anything new I’ll be sure to let you all know. Or, if you have any comments or questions, let me know.

04.30.02 UPDATE 1337 EST Aligning images or having the text wrap around them (same thing) works like aligning anything else, simply add align=”x” in the image tags, so:

<img src=”http://home.no.net/jolt43/elkboy/blog/elkboy.gif” align=”right”>

will look like:

You can make it align left and center as well. With the align tag, the text will wrap around it.