And at 8:30am the power went out.
Via the Internet.

Power came back around 1:30. Been playing catch-up ever since.
FYI, the Zoom iOS app may say you’re on mute but the mute is a lie and everyone heard me explain to my 5 year old how daddy was on an important call and if he died he’d just have to figure it out next time.
I had to clarify that he’s playing a video game.
Also yelled, “Get out of the rain and somewhere dry, dude,” to a soaked squirrel standing in the driveway so self-isolation is going great.